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oh wow

I wish I was Dominican or Nigerian (unable to feel empathy and shame)

I reward weird shit with absence. I don't really be having much to say.

devotion

omg never considered the fact that animals can have dysfunctional families too

It’s a package deal oh, i go where she gooo 💚

my life is like tom and jerry and bitch I’m jerry 🫩

if you're shy as an adult they kill you

something is really wrong with Dylan…

Just to be clear, if my child goes out with y’all and y’all return and my child is nowhere to be found, and there’s no answer in sight, your moms are going to be just as sad as I am. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

calling each other boyfriend and girlfriend is “too much” and “too fast” but fucking on national television multiple times isn’t?! KAYDA WAKE UP #loveislandusa

I do find it weird when a person has an exact type like why are you dating carbon copies or the same person omg I’m scared

Maya Rudolph as Donatella Versace for Paper Magazine (2003)

Be a good boy then

profile pic +1.

imma need everyone in my city for the world cup to leave by 1pm today ADAP

i embrace my vulnerability as a genuine source of strength and connection

— olandria for cosmopolitan 💋🐆🖤 📸 by: richie lee davis

like woah omfggg