prismatology 🔍

Something just happened to me.

i was yapping before i could speak

okay my library computer time is up my homunculus will be taking over until tomorrow 👋

do you want to come hang out in my moms room with me you can keep whatever pills you find

i thought the mandatory eye contact was over but now the cashiers diverting my evasive gaze talking about do you want a bag

doing a thesis just to spend time with princess times new roman

when my stupid son forgets to tape the football i ash on his WWE figurines

the names detective chopped. this is my partner, unc. what do you know about anything

hey i noticed your shirt says “weird is wonderful” how weird are we talking exactly

my mom wouldnt pick me up from sleepovers because my familiar scent would wear off

the concept of being in a pickle

lara croft taught me how to be a woman

aggressive customers get real quiet when i reach for the big red button i brought from home that does nothing at all

im kind of like if an absent father was in her 20’s

i just can’t fucking believe you’re acting like this when santa is coming to town

something shadow the hedgehog-esque is happening to me

i need to take him home look im sorry but you just dont know my pou as well as i do he is so fucking hungry right now