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The apatows are my favorite famous family and I will not elaborate

@AltPress @jacbieb I’ve emailed you guys twice about an order that was supposed to ship almost a month ago but hasn’t yet and nobody will answer me. Can someone help please, I paid $50 for this order several months ago

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@themaine @jimmyeatworld I signed up but I didn’t get the code :(

If you are a part of 8123 Priority tickets check your email for a code to get tickets early for our hometown show with @jimmyeatworld on October 28th!!!

@thottiespic3 I just want you to know that I rarely go on twitter anymore but when I do it is only to scroll through your tweets and laugh, gold tweets 20/10 top tier

Netflix mad because “password sharing” is making them lose money but my guy, you’re losing money because you’re the worst streaming service of them all

I got new jewelry for my daith but the question issue is who’s going to change it for me because no one can reach in that little spot

I made a miniature ceramics studio out of clay 🥳

Why doesn’t anyone ever talk about community

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Also I would date alexa demie’s voice

I just started euphoria just for shit and giggles and I have an emotional attachment to fez already

#JusticeForLaurenSmithFields ❤️

Priuses trigger my fight or flight response

Do I wear my boyfriend’s sweatshirt to work nearly every day? Yes and what of it

rip betty white i hope she’s whoopin ronald reagan’s ass as we speak

One annoying thing happens and suddenly everything is overwhelmingly annoying

“New years” quite literally yes