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YouTuber Markiplier broke down in tears after his self-financed horror movie "Iron Lung" opened to $23 at the worldwide box office: “Fuuuck dude this movie cost so much money I'm so fucked”

@justalexoki I've tried it. I'm not a fan and wouldn't actively seek it out but it's not god awful.

pineapple on pizza is really funny because literally everyone who's actually tried it likes it, proving the rest are just cattle attaching to whatever the herd told them to believe

ive been bunnybert maxing recently #homestuck #cute #bunny #jegbert #awwwww

my JohnRose art that i drew! please like! and retweet!

where is he.. you can't put Lady super sized BITCH in here and not HIM..

Class of '09 creator threatens to release another visual novel

michael after being rejected by vanessa

Has anyone gotten in contact with Cist at all? He's been completely MIA for the past two days and no one has heard anything from him. Genuinely terrified for him now bro, I don't want us to end up losing him too.

Mine 💥 VS. 🍢 Lance

@DeanGagaKennedy We're lucky that even Chris, Jill, Barry, Rebecca, and Brad made it out! I hope they all get some peace and have long and fulfilling peaceful lives after this

Rest In Peace Joseph Frost Kenneth J. Sullivan Forest Speyer Richard Aiken Enrico Marini  Edward Dewey Kevin Dooley These brave men lost their lives in the Mansion incident

@KellytoyDK who fucking cares man

this innocuous ooc screenshot suddenly became significantly less funny when I realized it's from the not-fnf porn fnaf fan game

Christian point and click game where every time you try n click your crotch the voice lines are like "hmmm. Better save that for my wife." *click* "not yet. That's for after marriage." *click* "Heh, isn't there someone you forgot to ask?" etc

Male gooners: You know what would be hot...2 women...at once... Female gooners: Getting an lobotomy and being kept in a windowless room for all eternity sounds kinda fun

@morgdorg @dd4m0n_ traced the golden scar from fortnite not even the real gun

@dd4m0n_ i like how the gun is drawn to where realistically it would blow the fuck up in your face if you were to pull the trigger.

hey guys if u want a COOL school shooter oc

How can girls become pregnant in an all womens facility separated from men? Oh ICE IS RAPING GIRLS.

The feel-good story of the week.

@obamalawyer @DarkShad_ @JamesResEvil this is silver ghost territory

@DarkShad_ @JamesResEvil took my like back when I read "red 9" we live the blacktail in this bitch

Just landed on the island, hows my attache case looking?

@JamesResEvil Could use some more shotgun rounds

My coworker used to take the long way home every night. Two extra bus stops, more walking, more money, more time. One day I asked her why she didn’t just take the shortcut alley behind our building. She laughed and said, “Oh, because a guy followed me there once and told me he could ‘do whatever he wanted’ and no one would hear me scream.” So now, every night, she calls a male friend and pretends she’s on the phone with her “boyfriend.” Sometimes she even laughs loudly and says things like, “Yeah, I’ll see you in five minutes, babe,” even when she’s completely alone. Not because she wants attention. Not because she’s dramatic. Because sounding “taken” and “protected” is safer than sounding like a woman by herself. Men cannot even begin to understand the calculations women make every day just to get home alive.

Gas spiked under Biden due to the pandemic and Trump’s horrible oil deals the destroyed domestic production. Despite not being able to point to a single Biden policy, MAGA still blamed him. Now, we have $7.00 gas directly attributable to Trump and they are completely silent.