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This will never not be funny and I’m glad I found it again to tweet out. #Earth
Vinny Thomas@vinn_ayy
The Galactic Federation interviews Earth for membership
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It's strange that my jokes went over your head, because you have a huge fucking head.
North TX Katılım Haziran 2014
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@thecavedaddy LOL monthly expenses, living in north Texas, married with 2 kids: $8000/month.
Total expenses/yr: $96,000.
And those are just bare min bills, not even factoring in groceries, gas, etc.
I think what O’Leary means is: don’t get married and don’t have kids. Only way it works.
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How many of you can afford to invest 20% of your current paycheck right now?
How many of you make $60,000+?
The Iced Coffee Hour@TheICHpodcast
Kevin O’Leary reveals you’ll become a millionaire on $69,000/year by investing 20% of your paycheck each week👀 “Take 20% of your salary of $69,000 and put it into the market each week and don't touch it”
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because they did the same thing to black kids in the sixties when segregation ended
iza@izamamaa
Doing this to an elderly couple, simply because they attended President Trump’s speech. Why?
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@RangerApologist Part of the game.
You’ll like it when it saves us an out and that leads us to the playoffs.
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Nimmo with a hard slide into Bryson Stott to break up the double play
I don’t care if it’s ‘part of the game’, I’ll never like that play
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@realpeteyb123 Democrats.
At least they invest in America.
Republicans give all our tax dollars to the top 1% who don’t need it and countries who aren’t worthy of it
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Congratulations to all Americans who dared to take to the streets today and publicly expressed their stance and disagreement with the actions and policies of their president. #WeSayNoKings 👍👍👍
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🚨🇺🇸 Restaurant stocks are in freefall.
What happened to the US consumer?
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We have an early contender for Best #NoKings Protest Sign 😈
Enjoy your cope today, MAGA 😂
#NoKingsDay
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The Woke Farmer is a real one.
Please, please listen to this. It’s important.
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It doesn't just suck. The Phantom Menace has my vote for the worst Hollywood blockbuster ever made. It's an atrocious film with incoherent plotting and terrible acting. Plus the character of Jar-Jar Binks, King of Cringe, which makes several scenes unwatchably embarrassing.
Best of Star Wars@bestofstarwar
“I genuinely can't understand how the previous generation saw this in 1999 and said "this sucks".”
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@MrMatthewTodd It’s because they invest in their infrastructure and we invest in covering up pedophilia among the elite in America.
We would rather do anything than improve our country. Clinton tried. Obama tried. Biden tried. Trump destroyed all of it.
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The west is starting to look medieval compared to China
Volcaholic 🌋@volcaholic1
In Xi’an, China, a highway noise barrier has been fully covered with solar panels. It reduces noise for nearby residents while generating electricity from the same structure, turning unused infrastructure into something productive.
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SCHLAPP: Who wants to see impeachment hearings?
CPAC CROWD: *cheers*
SCHLAPP: No. That was the wrong answer.
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When I see my baseball team down 1-0 in the first game of the 162 game season
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@liberty_lyss Pooped on toilet paper. Just 1 square should get the message across.
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Turning Point has been shitting all over Charlie’s memory recently then wanted to ask me for money.
What should I send back inside this mailer? ( that won’t get me put on another list )
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