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if someone ran a marathon and someone else drove 26 miles i wouldnt congratulate the driver just because he ended up at the destination

One of the saddest scenes in the modern world is an immigrant apologizing for their accent to someone who speaks only one language.

@masprodv2 Do you know how long I've looked for such an app, years ago... 😂

Reached charts !!

Neurodivergents will say “I need rest” but what they actually mean is “I need uninterrupted time where no one expects anything from me”

@SteveSalterPGA @Tesco @AldiUK on the other hand tries a different approach…

I’d rather my coffee shops to look like this

This is the most overrated city in all of Europe.

Only real ones grew up with these.

More than a decade later, still my favourite album.

We, as a society, have taken two-factor authentication too far. Logging into my bank account and into my Chipotle account shouldn't be the same process.

Polishing my shoes on the train is a new low

Dear Microsoft, when I hit the Windows Start menu key and start typing a word to autocomplete a search, I never, ever, EVER want it to return results of something not on my computer. Ever. Like, ever, ever, never.

That’s not a husband test, that’s a booty call entitlement test and you failed by expecting a human doormat instead of a partner. Real relationships run on mutual respect, not drop everything at 1 AM or you’re cruel. That mindset screens for desperate simp or future resentment, not a healthy marriage. Most well adjusted men and women value sleep and boundaries You were even lucky he picked your call at that time

The stabbing of two Jewish men is horrifying. So too is the attack on a Muslim man the same day, ignored by much of our media. All human lives are equal — and we should oppose all hatred and violence wherever it appears. That’s how we build a safe & peaceful society for all.

"Here are your emails. You have two weeks to complete your national training survey. You have one week. You have five days. You have three d-"

Echoing everybody's "London in the sun is unbeatable"

I PURPOSELY ignore hints so people can speak up and be direct like an adult.

You either know this or you don’t

I'm going down the route of Hades II, wish me luck

Best city in the world