⛓MJ🥀

you know i didn’t want to have to haunt you .. but what a ghostly scene

anyway and also my mans got the tolerance of a SEASONED ALCOHOLIC and he’s like an every other weekend type drinker and I have seen him DRUNK like three times in 6.5 years. I’ve watched him absolutely HOSE shots shots beers etc and be so chill. That is very sexy to me. End quote

or west! Or east! I remember being in like Kentucky asking for five o’clock vodka and they said what are u talking about. They didn’t have a lil $2 half pint! We have like five of those in every liquor store and I can name every one of em. Five O runs at like a dollar fifty

told my man earlier that historically it shouldn’t be attractive that a man can drink a lot but it’s sexy to me when he drinks and that he can hold his beverages and it sparked a winding convo about what midwestern women are into

I love having my whole library on shuffle omg Disasterology by Pierce The Veil just came on and I had to stop and I LAID DOWN!!! I DRANK THE POISON THEN I PASSED THE FUUCK OUUT!!! I am 15 again

the difference between me n you is you be askin I be TAKIN!!! open.spotify.com/track/0rk2IHFi…

tell me who love you, i bet i love harder open.spotify.com/track/0dbTQYW3…

I really don’t understand how Skyrim still has this hold on me. I’ve done every one of these missions fifty-leven times. however. the Dragonborn cometh yet again babey

there are so many lines that I’ve crossed unforgiven, i’ll tell you the truth but never goodbye

the universal experience of your man getting a haircut and now he’s the baddest bitch on the block so you have to kill him

horrifying how you can always tell someone’s age by their hands. very lucky to have meaty lumberjack hands that won’t start losing volume for decades to come

forever and always piano version is not the best thing to be playing out my phone speakers rn.

Take this with a grain of salt cus I have mommy issues

my final take is that Taylor swift could kill someone with her bare hands and I would defend it to the teeth. My own mother did not do for me what Taylor swift has done for me.

a string that pulled me…. out of all the wrong arms right into that dive bar; somethin wrapped all of my past mistakes in barbed wire

sooooo …. you were never a saint and i’ve loved in shades of wrong

I talk about ode to the Mets a lot for someone whose absolute favorite bar none strokes song is Under Control

ITS THE LAST ONE NOW I CAN PROMISE YOU THAT I’M GONNA FIND OUT THE TRUTH WHEN I GET BACK

innocent eye … innocent heart… no it’s not wrong, but it’s not right innocent time, out on his own not gonna do that, fuck, i’m outta control i was just bored, playin the guitar learned all your tricks, wasn’t too hard