Tw*tter says to add my name here

Trying to decide if the bank fee for overdrafting is more expensive than the fee for having too low of a savings account. They will probs charge me for both anyway 🤷 love being an American where at least I know I have fees

Should I keep a normal pain log or just tweet every time my joints start aching like someone predicting a bad storm coming in

evangelicals: there is male and female paul: there is neither male nor female

Someone just liked this tweet from 2016. Nice. @relientK I still wear this shirt

The Venn diagram of moms who share the “OMG kids are using apps like tiktok that make them unsafe,” and moms who share very detailed back to school photos with their child’s personal info on a public social media profile is a circle ⭕️

A very drunk dude called me “man” as I walked passed him on the sidewalk telling everyone that passed him if they could knock him out he would buy them a beer. I’m taking that as a win for my gender being confusing

Did I just forget or is stranger things season 3 just extra squish and gooey? Have I watched almost the entire season in a day?? Maybeeeeee so far I’ve avoided season 4 spoilers so I’m trying to keep it that way. The internet makes that difficult

You get super glue. On your hands and fingers.

What happens when you are unprepared for excess superglue and you are trying to save the carpet and your clothes?

Least favorite feeling: superglue on my hands and fingers

@Meghannicole217 pediaa.com/difference-bet… for fun reading 😂

@Meghannicole217 That view also only focuses on white cis women. Black women and other non white women were in the work force and mothers long before white women worked away from home. I do agree that the feminist movement has issues but it’s not what that video creator says.

Did we stop doing those tweets that are like “retweet this if you hate your landlord or love chocolate” Where you could retweet it because you love chocolate obviously.

gm, cumulus cat is trending again <3

Yeah. Twitter is still the same since a year ago. Just everyone screaming into the void and sometimes screaming the same thing. Comforting that things stay the same

It’s been 20 years since I reset something and the app logged me out. Twitter still here?

@abbynormansays Chai tea

I tasted the most delicious cranberry liqueur at work. What would you mix with it? Think fall/winter.

@ConsiderMeCat Squird and I are in that Europe photo too! 😁