Frank Drebin Jr 🇺🇸

The @Orioles secure an #OpeningDay win at Camden Yards!

@SleeperHQ O’s total is wrong

Can you name every MLB franchise's HR leader? 🤔

Baltimore gives an #OpeningDay greeting to Pete Alonso! 👏

Seven innings of shutout ball from Trevor Rogers on #OpeningDay!

The @Orioles had 109-year-old Arthur Green throw out the ceremonial first pitch on #OpeningDay 🥹

"Trans women" haven't been banned from women's sports. Men have. Hope this helps!

Here in Philadelphia. Truly appalling. These assholes chanting for the death of our servicemembers. Where’s the Dem outrage and condemnation?

Pete’s here 🤘

@MDrago59 @Orioles He also had a .425 OBP in the spring.

@Orioles Taylor Ward had a .317 on-base percentage last season. What is he doing in the leadoff spot?

Let the games begin.

Psalm 118:24 This is the day the Lord has made;
We will rejoice and be glad in it.

@MySportsUpdate @FOX19Jeremy What Flacco is saying: “Burrow never makes it through a season. My best chance is to play 10-12 games with the Cincy WRs and build my stats even though we’ll lose most games 42-30.

Joe Flacco on not having much interest in free agency: "I feel like I have unfinished business. ... I think teams are dumb for not having me be that guy. But it is what it is." (🎥 @FOX19Jeremy)

@Orioles How full was the city dump computer monitor recycling dumpster that day! (Dad life… 🤷🏻‍♂️)

where has the time gone?

If Monday was a person

Let me explain what just happened 👇 5 minutes before the President announced a halt to attacks on Iran… someone placed a $1.5 BILLION bet on stocks going up and dumped $192 million in oil. 5 minutes… These trades were 4 to 6 times larger than anything else in the entire market. Whoever did this wasn’t guessing. You don’t risk $1.5 billion on a hunch. There was zero public indication this announcement was coming. No leaks. No press. Nothing. The only people who knew were in the room when the decision was made. Someone in that room picked up a phone. And within minutes they made more money than most Americans will earn in a thousand lifetimes. In a single trade. On a war that cost you $4+ a gallon gas and $16 billion in tax dollars. American citizens funded this war. Politicians are profiting from it. This is not the first time. Every major announcement from this administration has had massive suspicious trades right before it dropped. Tariff reversals. Policy shifts. War decisions. This is the most blatant insider trading operation in the history of American politics. It’s not even close. And it’s happening over and over in broad daylight. You would go to federal prison for trading on a tip from your cousin. These people are front running war decisions with billion dollar bets and nobody will ever ask a single question. Nobody will be investigated. Nobody will be charged. By tomorrow this will be buried under the next satisfying headline. Just like last time. And the time before that. The game is rigged. And they’re not even trying to hide it anymore…

It's a pitching renaissance in Baltimore. The #Orioles rejuvenated the upper levels of their Minor League system with up-and-coming arm talent: atmlb.com/4sxrjCU

People can never be happy

There’s too many fucking tv shows. Maybe we need to go back to three channels for a while. At least we’d have something to talk about other than politics again.

Can’t wait! 🥳

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