Richard Proctor

Visitors examining a Constable.

@Br_____rd He’s not a duck.

@proctorstudio Is he a Mallord?

The majesty of landscape by typography twat Bob and Roberta Smith ( who is just one bloke btw) Fuck me, thats shit.

@brobirn I liked it. Even her small bronzes were nice. Bit crowded though. Was better in the W Cube. But hats off to her really. Bloke in front of me had an epileptic seizure, collapsed like a sack of spuds. Much drama. He was ok though, taken away in a wheelchair.

Found this outside the Tracey Emin show. The show is good.

Objectively, he truly is the least fuckable man that’s ever existed.

@RabHarling @RealKeriSmith There we are. Truth at last.

Our lovely friend Jean gave us a 1960s Proctor 4-Slice Toaster! 😮 Never been used! There’s a warranty in there that’s good until 1965. We actually didn’t even have a toaster so this is perfect. We’re going back in time with all of our appliances. 😊

@PippaCrerar Manchester is Robben island.

BREAKING: Andy Burnham *blocked* from standing in the Gorton and Denton byelection. Of nine voting members on NEC group it was 8-1 against him.

@brobirn Stop that.

Brobirn what are you doing with bits of metal & wax ? Well it's complicated 😭

@greigburgoyne @NationalGallery @NatGalleriesSco It’s all nonsense. Human beings are being abused by technology.

@proctorstudio @NationalGallery @NatGalleriesSco I asked as an attendant once in the national and he said they can’t -post Covid it’s that old health and safety quango…

A mindful way to enjoy Rembrandt’s timeless self portrait 🔍 Growing research shows that looking at a painting can improve your mood but how can you get the most from the experience? For January’s ‘Picture of the Month’, we take a closer look at Rembrandt's 'Self Portrait at the Age of 63’ with Gallery Educator, Karly Allen, and share how mindfulness approaches can help us connect with this painting. Read the full article here: bit.ly/4qKOc4k

@greigburgoyne @NationalGallery @NatGalleriesSco Ban mobiles in all galleries. Actually, ban mobiles.

@NationalGallery The problem may be that many simply don’t look, they take a selfie or a photo of the wonderful paintings and walk on.. I love the National but it’s very frustrating so little engagement & they get to talk on their mobiles ..you don’t get this in the @NatGalleriesSco at the mound

@RabHarling What happened to your motor home?

@ContraryMar_i @Mr_Trubshawe He tried to defraud HMRC when he was chancellor of exchequer

*sigh*

@BeatlemaniaUK They wrote everything for each other.

Did John write 'Now and Then' for Paul? #Beatles #TheBeatles

@RabHarling No, just a couple of days away.

@RabHarling Milan.

@RabHarling It was and we were.

@RabHarling I used ChatGPT once, last week, waiting in an airport. Don’t ask me why but wife asked me to create a poem featuring ‘fringes’ in the style of simon armitage. It turned out very well and I recited it to her using his slightly Alan Bennett northern accent.

@RabHarling Oh yes, ok. Isn’t modern technology wonderful.