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@Mosidat_wunmi @swhat03 So dem go stitch your own??? Hmmmm

@swhat03 Really?

Why do they stitch female’s pvssy when they die?

@Hon_AMJ @AWTambuwal You dey mad..

@AWTambuwal Your decision is anchor on intention to deliberately thwart the second tenure of Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu who has not only achieve greatness in the political atmosphere but also position the nation in the direction of development.

Today, after deep reflection and consultations, I have formally resigned my membership of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), and I have communicated my resignation to my ward chairman in writing. The PDP has been a significant part of my political journey, and I remain grateful for the opportunities it gave me to serve our nation, including as Speaker of the House of Representatives and as Governor of Sokoto State during my second term in office. However, the persistent internal crisis, leadership disagreements, and growing divisions within the PDP have made it increasingly difficult to continue my membership of the party. These developments have unfortunately weakened the unity and direction that once defined the party and have necessitated this decision. Consequently, I have today officially joined the African Democratic Congress (ADC) with my associates and supporters. I am convinced that this decision is guided by my belief that Nigeria needs a stronger political platform built on integrity, accountability, inclusiveness, and a clear commitment to national development. I remain fully committed to the service of our country and to the ideals of democracy, justice, and national unity. – AWT

I thought I was drowning only for me to wake up in a pool of salty sweat. Adelabu you’ll ask God for ice cream and he’ll give you expired hair relaxer.

Inside this hardship, some people will still come and vote for Bola Ahmed Tinubu. No light, Expensive fuel, Hiked transport fares, Low profits

@Prezain_LJ Thank God say Na Manchester United @ManUtd jersey you burn not Arsenal @Arsenal ...

In my final year, one evening around 6 PM, I had gone into school, precisely the school hostel, to see someone. When I was done, I decided to walk around the female hostel. In the evenings, lots of girls are usually outside engaging in one activity or another. I met this girl, very fair, beautiful, and slim. She was all shades of perfection. I approached her, and it was the easiest startup conversation I have ever had with someone. A few minutes into the conversation, it already felt like we had known each other for years. We exchanged contacts. I got back to my lodge that night and called her. We spoke really well, and I asked her to come over the next day, which was Sunday. She agreed. I even teased her that she was going to sleep over, and she agreed to that too. With how easy everything was, I became a little scared and uneasy. Then again, I told myself that I had game, and you know what they say about love at first sight. Maybe she was already into me. The next day, at the agreed time, she called to tell me she had taken a bike and was heading to my place. I was quite excited. You know the anticipation of a new pussy. My place was always orderly, so I didn’t have much to fix. When she arrived, I offered her a Maltina drink, and shortcake biscuits. As we were gisting, I reminded her again that she wouldn’t be going back but would sleep over instead. She said no problem. I was not in a hurry to start touching her. Why rush when I could have her the whole night, I said to myself. Around 10 PM, after dinner, I asked her to take a shower. She told me she had already showered before coming out and could not shower that late at night because she was “nwa mmiri.” I laughed it off and told her she should just say she was cold and that maybe I could warm the water for her. She insisted she meant it. At this point, I became really scared. I went to take my own shower. When I came out, she asked me to give her something to change into. I did. She got completely naked in front of me and changed. My mind was not at ease at that point. “Nwa mmiri?” Which marine girl would even tell you herself that she was one? Or maybe it was just a way to make sure I wouldn’t touch her. But if she didn’t want me to touch her, why then did she get naked in front of me? I texted two of my friends about it and told them that in case anything happened to me by morning, they should know what was going on. That night she wore my Manchester United jersey without anything underneath. Fear did not allow me to touch her. I eventually dozed off, and each time I slept, I had a nightmare that forced me to wake up. It happened twice. After that, I had to stay awake the whole night until morning while she slept. Very early on Monday morning, I asked her to leave that I was having a 7 AM class. Before she left, she told me how lucky I was. She said that when she walked into my room, she saw a traditional necklace hanging on the wall, which had been given to me by my grandmother. She said it made her feel almost powerless and that she had no other choice than to tell me herself that she was “nwa mmiri.” When she left, I burned the jersey. That same day, I bought a new bed. Ever since then, I don’t do the “meet a woman today and sleep with her the same day” thing. I must know you very well before I have anything to do with you.

@BobMfonmma You must be stupid sha

If na pastor wear this watch now, the timeline will be burning even with increased price of petrol and diesel 😭

@mariolexxx Shuo nor be grandpikin I be?? Either she meet her son or she meet her daddy, hoor

You won 22 million, and ur Grandma who is 103years Old needs 21.9M for Surgery. Will you pay?

@oku_yungx Head...and makes me be the real odogwu for a reason

What is a sexual satisfaction you didn’t know you liked until you experienced it?

@FindingKan Did exactly that yesterday..men it was mahhddd

I honestly dunno about you people but the messier and nastier the sex, the better and sweeter it is. Having sex when there’s heat is mad and pleasurable like mad. Real fuckers like myself (Forever Humble) knows that it’s a stupid move to have sex when the AC is on or when the fan is on. Turn the AC off, turn the fan down off then fire down. After fucking and sweating, turn the fan back on or the AC back on, go and take a shower then come back, the whole room go don start to dey cool again. YOU’RE WELCOME🙂

@BwalaDaniel Liar

PRESS STATEMENT In the last 24 hours, social media has exploded over my interview with Mehdi Hassan, albeit with varied opinions. Let me set the record straight. When I signed on to the privileged job granted to me by Mr. President, I was well aware of its implications. Selling ice cream, looking fine, and seeking the praises of men were never part of it. Some of the fiercest critics of my interview can not even stand local TV anchors. But the task of promoting and defending the President and his administration is what I do with ease and joy. I am prepared to appear before any interviewer, anywhere in the world, any day and at any time, to defend this government and its policies. I have never, and will never, subscribe to ducking or dodging interviews on matters that concern promoting and defending the administration I was appointed to serve. It is the least of what is required of me. Head to Head contacted me requesting an interview, stating that they wanted to challenge our government on security, the economy, and corruption. Nowhere in our almost six months of communication did they mention that they were going to challenge my past. If that had been their plan, ethically and professionally, they were supposed to inform me so I could prepare my response. But that’s okay, ethically, that is on them, not on me. I refused to swallow the pill of Mehdi’s “opposition research-style journalism,” and even today, if you carefully compare what he read as quotes from organisations and groups, you will see that many were inaccurate and some were outright fake news. But I will leave that for another day. As for what I said about President Tinubu in the past, I am glad those were things I said when I was in the opposition saddle with such zeal. It is all politics. Half of Donald Trump’s cabinet is made up of people who once spoke against him, and quite a number of people in our own cabinet also spoke against President Tinubu in the past. Those things do not bother him if you care to know. The majority of the naysayers are members of the opposition and their sympathisers. It does not bother me one bit. Their temporary excitement over the interview has not lasted and will not last, because it does not take away their obvious problem of lack of vision, mission in conducting and managing a political party; yet they seek to manage Nigeria. Clearly they have no path to victory and no alternative policies or program for the Nigerian people. And if they say they do, they can as well go to head to head and be interrogated on that; as the saying in Hausa goes “Ga fili Ga doki” I conclude by thanking the many Nigerians and non-Nigerians who sent in their commendations over my brave defence of our government in an interview where the anchor would hardly let you answer a question unless it suited his narrative. I still have admiration and respect for Mehdi Hassan as arguably the best debater on the planet. I look forward to part two of the Head to Head interview, and I am glad that by then questions about my past will no longer be news so that we can focus on our administration’s policies, programs and what we have achieved so far. Stay tuned. – D.H Bwala Special Adviser to President on Media and Policy Communication (State House) Saturday March 7, 2026

@doctokwus @KalshiFC Pls help me pronounce travesty

Even if one doesn't like Arsenal,there is no doubt they deserve to win the title this year.They have been the most consistent in an average season for the top guns.If a city cannot defeat forest at home this late in the season with all the big buys,then winning it will be a travesty

🚨 Arsenal are now 7 points clear in the premier league with 8 games left.

@SenGodswill don chop money from ...

@thenihiin Who snap me na

As you sabi everything 0ya tell me. Is this before or after the match?

@GRNasake Hmm

Ask for anything you NEED urgently from now till 8pm 💰💵 Once you see my dm, you've won ₦1.5MILLION., ₦10M to go!! Good luck.

@_belikebaddy Mix am well well

If you were there, tell me one line from this legendary skit ??

@CrystalReignz I understand you...I understand.. Na why I dey stingy oo

For the first time in my life I saw 1 million naira😭😭 I made my first 1 million guyss im so teary. I have been saving for over 8 years now and I just hit 1 million naira. I know when I remove my rent in the coming month, I’ll go back to being a thousandnaire, but rn I’m a millionaire and that’s all that matters, Thank you piggyvest for giving us this platform, make it it easy for us to save🌹 Big congratulations to me💃💃

Men who love breast, may you be blessed financially 😭🙏

@WelBeast Which side your grandma dey stay??

8 more games to go. Everton H Bournemouth H Man City A Newcastle H Fulham H West Ham A Burnley H Palace A Let it be this year grandma.

@Bekiwereloo You don reach there before?? Instead of you to ask people like us , you dey talk wetin you nor know

Why don’t they have female angels in heaven? 🤔

@IQTestBrain 100

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