jess

in honor of yesterday’s national shortbread day I had to bring this masterpiece back

can’t believe i had to google what fujo means

letterboxd should do like spotify and send you a little video from your most watched actor (if possible). i want a video of tom cruise on top of mount everest telling me he's going to protect movies from netflix.

and just like that im back

my process is: exclude crossovers and incomplete fics, sort by word count, read until i get down to the 3ks, then sort by hits, read to the end of the tag.

“when i discovered anna is playing Mrs. Hall, i jumped so high in the air, i hit my head on a light-fitting.” such a valid reaction #acgas

not trying to yuck anyone’s yum but my god this hockey show…..🥴

back in my day mentioning that you read fics on ao3 to a normie would get you walked through the town square while tomatoes were thrown at you what happened to public shame

Back here today

a xena rewatch is incoming, i fear

Xena’s props and replicas.

watch this and then tell me again how someone else should have played xena

love the way xena’s beginning and ending come full circle

watching a netflix original after weeks of watching pluribus is actually so jarring. apple tv save me.

finally saw the new running man and it was very cute to see glen do his best tom impression

siegfried talking about finding his other half and not wanting to be separated from them after we’ve just watched an entire series where he and audrey rebuilt their relationship after being apart and how desperately they need to be together. how does dorothy factor in here #acgas

honestly hope audrey packs up and leaves his ass

i’ll say this about audrey hall…..it’s lonely to be on a pedestal stuck behind a glass case.

“I missed you” girl he’s never mentioned you in 5 seasons and his life imploded worse than when Evelyn died when Audrey left Skeldale so……………………..okay…………….

i am beyond disappointed with the #acgas cs if for no other reason than it’s bad writing. i’d forgive the delay for a/s’s payoff if i thought it was GOOD writing (e.g., audrey panicking over her feelings/power dynamics/fears and stepping back) but this….what a slap to the face.