Evie 💜💛

had a nyquil induced dream a girl i barely know agressively berated me in mandarin and i loved it (woke up crying)

wore a laura palmer tee to a lesbian bar and someone thought she was jonbenet ramsey

35mm matrix showing at metrograph god bless i cant wait for this

tesla w the license plate "shh" like please choose the grave asshole

top prep is rereading all the texts

@precariti this might be my favorite thing youve ever tweeted

introduced my 18 year old guatemalan line cooks to future today

a 14 yr old irish boy just followed me on letterboxd with mullholland drive and before sunset in his top 4, they really doin it different out there

havent been to a movie with unassigned seating in a while and it really feels so odd and funny watching people struggle on where to sit when all the good seats are gone

broke a sink at work so i sent my boss this selfie

@TETRAHELI0S immediately knew who this was and showed her lmao

for the record i would never hit the hey mamas slide alright

my mom would be so proud

kinda wanna get wine drunk and watch meg ryan movies

@cisexualhaircut dont worry about it

@progesteroncini What did you get me? So I can make sure not to order one.

having my christmas shoppin done so early is such a fantastic feeling

@goldtoothedworm the fit goes crazy 🔥🔥🔥

my mom found more photos of me on my first birthday

@puppygang5000 imagining everything below wilson as downtown and then midtown is wilson to wyckoff has me cracking up

Girl what the fuck is “downtown bushwick “

@145k4 green doritios kinda frighten me but id eat em anyway

some cool stuff ive seen this week

next time my brother acts up im sending him the clip of jesus using death ray vision on a twink