Josh O'Malley

There are those moments you find yourself not just being an advocate for something as much as a missionary. #legalizeequality #equality

Reaching at me like a cloud of cologne you say you think I'm cute but you're really just here to bone

@EDGE_science Welcome to the net!!!

Taxes filed, and bills paid for next few months. Ah adulthood.

@djsethlowery I asked them to turn it down tonight. Might be getting there

Pretty sure that I met a prostitute tonight. She complimented my tie. #armami

This ringing in my ears is beautiful, it's sad I may never hear it again. #wearearplugs

She's washing the walls. I think she's bored.

"I've always wanted one by my boob" my grandma on tattoos. We might get one before Christmas.

Ohhhhhh, Anyone or friends needing a place to live? fortcollins.craigslist.org/roo/4805625311…

Knowledge is a terrible thing. It tells you that you can get better. It tells you that you can ask for more. It tellls you what life is.

Sitting by the door of a brewery and was thanked on the way out. I must look official.

13 HOURS REMAIN TO HELP OUR FRIENDS AT BINDLE COFFEE OPEN THEIR FIRST CAFE. Use the internet to find their... fb.me/2NdFyAkcE

@JackGarland all the cooks in Portland look like you

@MC_CandyConnor where did you get that photo of chris? That's amazing

The more I think about it, monopoly money really isn't that far off from the real thing

Anyone live in Seattle? And think they could host a smiling cook for two days? Friday, Saturday this week. Oh I #cook

8 cases of bottles cleaned and de-labled. Time to brew. #homebrew #beer

"Caution is the path to mediocrity"

KC Westport strong ale festival. Today. Starting in ~3 hrs. Oh golly. #beer #noms #yolo