rick pickle

@Handsome_yuppie he doesn’t look like this

"I want to marry an ОnlуFаns girl. It would be so hot to be married to a роrn stаr or a total whоrе"

i hate all groypettes and hope anvils fall out of the sky onto their ugly faces.

@chosengroypette you are fat

I hope you have a bad relationship with food if you’re fat.

@AryanSugar you don’t belong here

He might be considered victim weight now but he’s spiritually protected because the anorexic groypettes pray for him every night.

can someone get pinesap to unblock me? @NickJFuentes

@freshchezpizza i don’t have any interest in what you say

@prrtfsrtnoises At least get the country right dumbahh nigga

@PNACstreetgang @ABorlandFan88 asuka langley is not real

@ABorlandFan88 @prrtfsrtnoises Get fucked!!

Every Antisocial Zoomer Male has their quirky and unique form of learned helplessness

@dinamittEros my mind @IonIonmilk

Harry Holland.

@omo_ollanimi @SoFuckinHansome

I thought I was a complete loser until two guys tried to steal my car. Turns out, I’m a weapon. What happens when a clueless convenience store clerk accidentally triggers his hidden super-agent instincts?

@sailaunderscore sounds like hell

How your wife (you’re faithfully married) looks at you after decades of being married (in a church) and having multiple beautiful children together (you love each other deeply). Neither of you are cheating by the way (you are married, to each other).

@abgrund999 @spookyh8r stop seething.

@spookyh8r @prrtfsrtnoises Yes, and it is intuitive that motivation is proportional to this reward. The model held by the nearby rеtаrd, where motivation is inversely proportional to your "dopamine bar", and the bar fills up from doing sinful things like "attention-seeking", was likely downloaded online.

“Goethe, aged 24 at the time, finished Werther in five and a half weeks of intensive writing in January to March 1774.” What am I doing with my life?

@damnidc__ @IonIonmilk

A Japanese student has invented an anti cheating "smart bra" which unlocks only with boyfriend’s fingerprint

@TrollAccou94432 @CaudilloXIV don’t waste my time.

@prrtfsrtnoises @CaudilloXIV A real girl with real opinions and goals who I want to have sex with.

@zackdfilms1 @SoFuckinHansome

Spinning Mt Fuji Like A Beyblade 🤯

@zackdfilms1 @

@saintcells why are you meat watching

Fakemink is a cornball whoever platforms this dude is a weirdo

@wapital3 @Baptistepebb i think it is important to be kind.

i actually fw people who get on here and spread straight negativity, takes real grit. you scroll thru their replies and they haven’t said anything positive in months.

@annette_inka his handwriting is the worst i’ve ever seen.

First dog to write he’s name on the board 😳

@CainzJawbone @CaudilloXIV the difference is, every girl is not thrust into the spotlight as kai has been. the audience remains limited to a school, neighborhood, summer camp, etc. 99% of girls don’t have weird chuds posting videos of girls doing tiktoks with their friends.

@prrtfsrtnoises @CaudilloXIV Should i never sexualize anyone