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I cannot believe I’m saying this….. I really like Fortnite

@fccincinnati @pepsi @pepsi just said they'll be shutting down the Amberly facility, eliminating 180 jobs, they might as well give away some soccer tickets

Our friends at @pepsi helped us surprise this #AllForCincy family with an upgrade at Monday night's match. 🧡💙

@wisalallen battle manga ALWAYS end up with too many hyper unique characters that just end up in the background, and I cannot be convinced that character popularity polls have zero influence on how authors write

I feel like I need to explain this more… I don’t think these endings are terrible; I just realized since reading Naruto the things I was harsh about (individual character arcs, drawn out final battles, pacing, etc) are unfortunately normal struggles with these types of series

@abolishcxps bro should've learned to farm instead of taking up ping pong

actually Mao believed that sports were a vital part of a strong and healthy nation, and he made physical activity a central part of Chinese culture. he’s also a central reason China modeled the Soviets in recruiting and training professional athletes to create elite teams :)

@wisalallen what was happening at the wax museum

I looked insane last night btw. can’t believe I’m about to be 35 😮‍💨💙

kirkland signature dark souls boss

@fccincinnati @TheChampions do clubs actually want to play in this?

And a spot secured in @TheChampions. 🏆

@eliyudin you won't be able to get out since you won't know which panel to pry off to get to emergency pull string that opens the door

Slamming into a lamppost in a robotaxi, staggering out and calling another robotaxi to the hospital which also immediately drives into a lamppost

@BootsRiley I was thinking about Sorry to Bother You during that ending

Go see The Substance.

@wisalallen @alyssa_merc

god damn 🥵 @alyssa_merc

@wisalallen you could spend the day jet skiing at north avenue beach then walk down to zanies for your set

this nerd is off to headline Zanies Chicago tomorrow night! come see me if you’re in town, or tell me what fun things I can do in a less than 48 hour trip 😅

@JennyENicholson big fan of the "whatever, it's fine" energy of the very detailed and textured orc just bolted to a plank of plywood on wheels

Went to Unworldly Exhibit to visit most of the surviving props of Evermore for my birthday. Learned a lot, gotta make 5 more hours of video

@SomeMoreNews @ParkerMolloy @katystoll @drmistercody don't worry @countrycaravan, I caught the Tenet reference with the "pincer move" comment at the end there

Hi. @ParkerMolloy joins @katystoll and @drmistercody to discuss the DoJ indictment, which found that Tim Pool– er, sorry, Commentator-2– and other right-wing influencers (unknowingly!) took money from Russian state media. youtu.be/k862SBfKLhg

@LondonPodFest @KatieGoldin @SIFpod I'm sure they had to ask Alex to read this since Katie wouldn't be able to talk about butterflies without mentioning how a certain species rubs it's butt on potential mates when seeking one or something like that

Try not to be charmed challenge. Level: impossible 💙 THIS SUNDAY, see Alex & co-host @KatieGoldin with Robin Ince (the man and mind behind these whimsical words) in a special live episode of @SIFpod - for anyone who's curious, fun, or a human being! 🎟️ kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/words…

@JennyENicholson the classic Jenny post, a picture of her pointing at a thing

@l_tousignant I keep hearing deep dish is for tourists, that there is a Chicago style pizza they keep to themselves

Jezebel is heading to Chicago, pls send all your deep dish & hot dog recs jezebel.com/jezebel-is-hea…

@wisalallen do they not let you pick strawberries?

I may have to start over in ACNH cause my old switch was stolen and the game does not support cloud save 🫠. my only access to my account is on the app. no luck with the Island Transfer tool either! unless someone knows a solution… I have lost hundreds of hours in this game 😭

@fccincinnati should have stayed in the USL, the organic rivalries with LouCity and Pittsburgh were a lot more fun than the forced one with Columbus

Nine years #AllForCincy. 🔸🔹 Thank you for all of the love, support, and memories along the way. Cheers to year 10 and all that's to come. 🫶

@wisalallen I just wish I knew why I can get matches on the apps but can only get a couple of messages from a match before radio silence

outside of the humor of this tweet, I hope you all know that dating is difficult for everyone. It doesn’t matter your gender, age, looks, income, mental health, emotional health, location… pretty much every single person I know struggles with it. just know you are not alone 🫶🏼

my advice for fellow lonely people who’ve been single for years is to just be too busy and have too many hobbies so that you have no time to think about how you’ve been single for years

@jennacxruso not that Nate deserves the benefit of the doubt, Asuka cosplay could easily be the tamest photo on the profile

@JennyENicholson oh, sorry Jen, I keep forgetting about that voodoo doll...

Me on my belly on the desk chair swiveling back and forth slowly like my feet are my hands trying to replicate it. Where does the needle go

The needle I dropped in the carpet under my desk has just stabbed my foot for the millionth time, bleeding everywhere, and yet EVERY TIME I crawl around down there with a flashlight there's no needle. I even used a magnet! Where did it gooooo