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A country that has nuclear weapons is threatening to use its nuclear weapons on the country it won’t allow to have nuclear weapons because if they had nuclear weapons they would ‘use them.’

@George_Osborne Hope you fail :)

Hi, some personal news - I’m changing job. I recently asked myself the question: what’s the most exciting and promising company in the world right now? The answer I believe is OpenAI. So it’s a privilege to be going to work for OpenAI as managing director and head of OpenAI for countries, based here in London. In my conversations with Sam Altman, Brad Lightcap, and other senior colleagues, it’s clear they are exceptionally impressive leaders and that they care very deeply about their mission to ensure the power of artificial intelligence is developed responsibly, and the benefits are felt by all. That’s exactly what the OpenAI for Countries initiative intends to achieve, helping societies around the world share the opportunity this powerful technology brings. Am honorored to join the team.

@DunnitGG @implausibleblog 14 years…

@implausibleblog How much longer do you think the Labour Party will be able to blame their failures on the past ?

Robert Peston, "OBR say productivity downgrade will add £20 billion to Rachel Reeve's budget black hole" "That is because of 14 years of low productivity while you were in power" "So this is your, Conservative, black hole, isn't it?" Kemi Badenoch, "No it isn't, the Conservative party is under new leadership" 2005: joined the Conservative party 2012 - 2016: Conservative member of GLA 2017 - present: Conservative MP It may be under new leadership but Badenoch literraly endorsed and supported Conservative party policies since 2005

@DanNeidle Thank you for doing the lords work, Dan!

I'm being sued for £8m, in what I believe is one of the largest English libel claims ever made. In the interests of transparency, I'm publishing all the documents here: taxpolicy.org.uk/2025/10/23/sue…

Can you tell us how he died, where, and why?

@kelvmackenzie You must be smoked out of your tits if you think the Britannia is an upscale hotel…

@jimpkavanaugh For that 2nd picture with you and him by your side on the pitch it is indeed safe to assume you have your fathers good looks. From what I can see he also raised a natural born leader who has learned and perfected his fathers teachings. My condolences to you and your family, Jim.

My Dad passed last Thursday. I never thought it would be so hard to see him go. He was old school…Strong, Tough as nails, very direct, a natural born leader, a bit wild😃, enjoyed life, extremely loyal to his family / friends & loving. He will be sorely missed. Love you Dad❤️🙏

@DanNeidle Thank you for doing gods work!!!

On Wednesday we published an interactive map showing the tens of thousands of UK companies hiding their beneficial owner. It's now updated - with filters and search functions. In this thread I use it to uncover a truly shocking and unexpected case of hidden ownership.

📵 A proposta restringe o uso não pedagógico do telemóvel e de outros aparelhos eletrónicos portáteis por estudantes em todos os ciclos escolares pré-universitários. Saiba mais: expresso.pt/internacional/… 📷 Getty Images

@NoContextBrits Stage 2 colon cancer

@16bitnostalgia Not sure a ten year old has the mental fortitude to be able to watch Jujutsu Kaisen without significant scarring.

I don't do anime, but my ten year old showed me Jujutsu Kaisen tonight, and i bloody loved it

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@sirkeithstalin But he is not in power, is he? 🤡

Ofcom fines GB News £100,000 over 'impartiality' Meanwhile the Home Secretaries husband and former cabinet secretary himself spouts Labour propaganda at you on ITV as millions are sipping on their morning brew. #TwoTierBritain #Ofcom #LabourOut

@Warcop It is cheap atm…

Reports coming out that I’m considering buying $INTC

Is it my impression or is the @Conservatives leadership election process adhering to a form of proportional representation vs first past the post? Asking for a friend… #ToryLeadership #tory #Conservatives

@kelseyhightower And sometimes, facts!

@ccie5851 Just south of the border between Portugal and Spain (next to Tui on the map).

@pseudonode We started in Sarria and ended in SdC. Which Camino(s) routes have you run on? I thought about how this could easily be a fun run if someone wanted to make it so.

Adios, Spain! Flying home after a fantastic time on the Camino de Santiago. 100/10 would do again in an instant.

Grab it while it’s hot, ladies and gents! #Cisco #CCIE #CCDE

@AyoCaesar The entire train industry is a farce. This week I got on a train and bumped into a colleague of mine who was sitting in first class. I had a normal ticket and asked how much for an upgrade to which he replied: “170 quid, sir!” PS: 1st class carriage was under 10% occupied!

Honestly, train travel in the UK is such a fucking palaver. What do you mean seat reservations don't count anymore? What do you mean?????