Phil-E Mouzekewitz

Muncie is my real home

The only thing I did today was my taxes and I'm super tired

Trying to stay awake till 11:11

Longest 21 seconds in Purdue's life

Marsha Ray is having her Kentucky roots in full force tonight #Criticalrole #marsharay #CampaignFour

@nick_field90 No HBO Max Daddy! Say it ain't so

John Oliver's only under contract until the end of this calendar year, so expect this to be the final season of Last Week Tonight on HBO. David Ellison already got rid of Stephen Colbert

11:11 let's wish for a better nation

@elisemaxo Punch only has one mama. That's what makes her so precious

I’ve seen enough 🙅🏼‍♀️ SOMEONE GIVE ME PUNCH THE MONKEY - IM HIS NEW MAMA 🥺

Always enjoy the State of the Union. You never know what kind of heckling will happen or what quips will happen. Like a comedy show

Hello again! Here's our piece from Sunday about Twitter. Bye! youtube.com/watch?v=p7ZG_x…

Interestingly, Mike Braun said Gary Indiana is the 2nd largest city by population. And according to 2020 census, Gary isn't even top 10. Lafayette is even bigger #CBSFacetheNation

Another day or whatever

Started working on a puzzle because that's more exciting than the super bowl this year

Dude I'm happy that I didn't go out last night. I basically hung out with manic ladies and they didn't want to sleep. #exhausted

Ken Jennings is so good at puns to commercial. He competes with himself as best one-liner and writes some every night when he misses banter with Trebek #jeopardy

As a person from Indiana, I feel obligated to watch the college national championship game. Let's see if I can somewhere. Ope. It's everywhere #iufb #Hoosiers #crimsonandcream

Hot take: bananas should be served with whipped cream all the time

Mr. Beast has me sobbing. Especially the Ages 1 to 100 when the alliance actually worked. Middle age people are savage... Like me #MrBeast #insanecompetitions #bigmood

It's rough over there at CBS evening News. That hot seat is burning up Tony #firstday

Only thing is he is having bad dreams

So I'm watching a documentary about a rich white dude who's trying to be cursed. The voodoo doctor was like, you're an idiot and you're going to die. Now I kinda want to see if he's going to be cursed to death or not. He went to India, NOLA, Mexico and coven graveyard. He gone.