Psyche Corporation @psychecorp.bsky.social

Preview of the new song here: instagram.com/reel/C3QHCfvLB…

Ok I joined bsky in case anyone wants random tweets in the style of a rainbow goth cyberpunk writer of spicy fanfic (no I am not telling you) and of course bizarre alternative world music(als). @ psychecorp.bsky.social

My daughter is so young she can’t roll over yet, hasn’t figured out clapping her hands or holding a bottle, but TODAY she played the baby light-up piano WITH HER FEET.

In case you haven’t seen my hair lately

Guinevere and Lancelot: the most iconic situationship of all time

Send me better romance novels about people with young kids.

Pediatrician says the birthmark will go away and I know permanent eye color doesn’t come in til like 6 months so I’m not expecting all this to stay but it’s very very cool

of course it would be me that gets the alien fire princess baby, not like a bland baby with no epic birthmarks that seem like an echo from some grand space war that has been churning for eons

Eerie and awesome: So my musical from last year alluded to the main character’s baby being an incarnation of some eldritch alien from a dying sun. I’ve now had a baby and she has a crazy flame 🔥 birthmark centered between her eyes, which are Asian-shaped but noticeably GREY.

‘Through Psyche Corporation, Psyche Chimère has released several albums and singles, including "Epicycles," "Crypts & Codes," and "Sirens." The project has garnered a dedicated fan base and has been featured in various media outlets.’ - chatgpt making me look up ‘epicycles’

“On boarding” the baby: when you teach the baby to latch a few hours after birth but before you’re actually producing anything for them to consume.

Never thought I’d be in NYC opening my window a crack just to smell Canada.

Just finished the book- it was SO good, but so many feels. I’m delighted and very upset at the same time.

“According to this international treaty, I am personally immune from prosecution for any crime anywhere on Earth.” - ruthless but oddly charismatic female character from Project Hail Mary. Vibe weirdly lines up w a song I’m maybe writing about a politician who’s secretly an ogre

As far as I can tell, every Bollywood romance is about “arranged marriage is bad”, and yet somehow generations of people grow up with these movies and then insist on arranging marriages for their kids? Or is Bollywood a more recent phenomenon?

Me: Is failed pickpocketing unpaid labor? BFF: I think unpaid labor is what you're going to go through in a month and a bit.

Made more laser cut wall art

You know at some point the body is supposed to transform back into the general purpose mode that can walk normally and do inversions and scuba dive, etc., but it’s a bit fuzzy when that will happen.

Being pregnant is like realizing you’re an autobot that’s been in multi-purpose/general-purpose form most of its life but now is transforming into a special-purpose vehicle for one very specific relationship with one very specific user.

I wasn’t expecting to be sorted into the House of Handsome Repressed Nerds. ..I also didn’t realize I was repressed 🤔

Plot twist- I then went to a house party where “handsome repressed nerds” were described as having paladin-energy (like the paladin from the DnD movie), and then two people (one who had only met me for the duration of the convo) both said “YOU have paladin energy”.

“He is the platonic ideal of all those handsome repressed nerds you dated before me. Don’t pretend you didn’t notice.” …I love this show 😆