cyclone jones

@SCH0O Society is collapsing

@psychedesi The feral ages lmao but I was at the mall yesterday and Buckle still had plenty of bedazzled shit 😂

Mine is still in my tree house

@SCH0O The feral ages honestly and everything was bedazzled

@psychedesi The early/mid 2000s were a very questionable period 😂

@SCH0O Why did they make them so ugly 🥲

@psychedesi It’s an iZ!!

@SCH0O I don’t remember what it’s called but it would play music and dance n shit

@psychedesi Why does this look so familiar

we’re all god’s neopets and he forgot the password

pretty fucked up that my body, a chemistry lab made of meat, simply chooses to make me feel a little bit nervous for no reason

@longrally @deadbeats and @Dirtybird

Andrew Tate looks like if you tried to draw Pitbull from memory

10 things I know at 35 I wish I’d known at 25:

@julieeejackson Paulie gee’s

You can only have one pizza place in central Ohio for the rest of your life. What are you picking?

If I send you the 😬 emoji they fucked them Veneers up 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@habstrakt French toast crunch, waffle crisp. Good ole honey bunches of oats. Fruity pebbles!!!!!!

Adulting in 3 words: it’s always something

Due to inflation, it’s now either Drum OR Bass.

@kreneaxx Stop letting it define you 🖤

Shitty knowing I’ll have to live mentally I’ll forever

@pulte $desimkirk

@sauceTmcmillan I ate them today, srry:/

you might be having a bad day, but just remember, there’s someone out there who has the cilantro soap gene and at least you’re not them

Last night, a younger patient arrived with abdominal pain, chest pain, and shortness of breath. While assessing, the patient began to appear more and more pale with each moment. "I tested + with two at home tested, but I have an IUD." VS=HR 150 BP 80/40 I sounded an alarm. 1/8