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Patrick

@ptayl

I feel normal about stuff and things.

Montréal, Québec, Canada Katılım Ağustos 2008
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Patrick
Patrick@ptayl·
@synx508 I've been so confused when I listen lately. Thank you tweeting this out... can't wait for shows to be back.
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Charlotte@sachsypants·
My toddler calls the badminton birdie the chicken. « Gotta go hit the chicken Mommy’ »
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Patrick@ptayl·
Yeah, sex is cool but have you listened to Virgin Radio on the iHeartRadio app?
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Charlotte
Charlotte@sachsypants·
My sister was brainstorming April fools pranks to pull on her boyfriend and she was like “maybe I’ll wake him up by dripping water on his head” Anyway, if anyone needs a PRANK MASTER you can call my sister.
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Charlotte
Charlotte@sachsypants·
@ptayl Spreading stewspiracies again, I see.
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Charlotte@sachsypants·
Last week, without telling each other, my mom and I both made the chickpea turmeric stew from the NYTimes. Separately, both of our partners complained of heartburn from the stew. But my mom and I were fine, and I'm pregnant. Anyway, dad and my bf are now STEW-Anon.
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Patrick
Patrick@ptayl·
Oop, just gonna squeeze right past ya.
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Charlotte
Charlotte@sachsypants·
I'm going to come right out and say it: the soundtrack to Josie and the Pussycats fucking slaps.
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Charlotte@sachsypants·
Today @ptayl realized that our almost 2 yo doesn’t know our names. 😱
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Patrick
Patrick@ptayl·
I don't care if I never get back.
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Patrick
Patrick@ptayl·
...buy me a corndog and apple jacks.
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tyLer
tyLer@Alliclaytor5·
If this Chinese rocket lands anywhere near me I promise you I got neck/back pain
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