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@synx508 I've been so confused when I listen lately. Thank you tweeting this out... can't wait for shows to be back.

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Always great to play with @johnnychristmas1 and @ptayl for @goldfingermusic 📸 @hazelnut49 #cannonballmusicalinstruments #goldfingermusic #planetsmashers #reelbigfish @ House of Blues Anaheim instagram.com/p/CofnYc-pr7c/…

@scottymac84 @GhostCrabGames Haha when i learned that the mouse is inverted to make it more real, I was like YES

@GhostCrabGames @ptayl you could 5 star this thing for sure

My brain when I sit down and try to do literally anything. #TromboneChamp

My toddler calls the badminton birdie the chicken. « Gotta go hit the chicken Mommy’ »

@scottymac84 Haha you love it

@ptayl Look at you getting all wild and crazy

Yeah, sex is cool but have you listened to Virgin Radio on the iHeartRadio app?

Real Montrealers move back from Toronto. coolopolis.blogspot.com/2022/04/real-m…

@ShanusMcAnus They can hammer that out... Don't worry.

@sachsypants She's out there PRANKIN'

My sister was brainstorming April fools pranks to pull on her boyfriend and she was like “maybe I’ll wake him up by dripping water on his head” Anyway, if anyone needs a PRANK MASTER you can call my sister.

@scottymac84 @scallycapbrats TIN WHISTLE BOYZ

@scallycapbrats definitely mandolin

Pick one. The other 3 have to go. #mandolin #bagpipes #tinwhistle #pennywhistle #accordion #celticpunk #celticmusic #celticmusician #folk #folkpunk

@ptayl Spreading stewspiracies again, I see.

Last week, without telling each other, my mom and I both made the chickpea turmeric stew from the NYTimes. Separately, both of our partners complained of heartburn from the stew. But my mom and I were fine, and I'm pregnant. Anyway, dad and my bf are now STEW-Anon.

Oop, just gonna squeeze right past ya.

@sachsypants This is you.

I'm going to come right out and say it: the soundtrack to Josie and the Pussycats fucking slaps.

@sachsypants And it really bothered you. 🤣

Today @ptayl realized that our almost 2 yo doesn’t know our names. 😱

I don't care if I never get back.

...buy me a corndog and apple jacks.

@scottymac84 Track recommendation?

My favourite new punk band of 2021

If this Chinese rocket lands anywhere near me I promise you I got neck/back pain