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not a huge fan of how mean everybody is nowadays

Toronto is not the kind of city with an existing infrastructure efficient enough to host the World Cup and i personally am ready to see the city crumble idc never cared lmao

me showing up to work

@skyedomie He needs a podcast

tonight's scherzer monologue victim is myles straw

canadians be like im at the big apple and its literally a big apple

starting your first job in corporate as a woman with a bubbly personality and genuinely wanting to get along with everybody

shooters shoot i guess!

It doesn't matter how bizarre your situation is. Somebody on Reddit already been there, done that.

Me opening the sunroof of my 2009 Honda Civic for the first time this spring:

I am DYING laughing! Get this dang cat a catio!! Kitty gymnastics at work!

Atp, it’s just me and Michael Jackson who haven’t watched his movie

Never forget that YOU are a data center. Drink some water!!

@joeyferg Willy isn’t a whiny bitch

This is going to be my last tweet about one Mitchell Marner for a while, but to me the biggest flaw of the "he was ran out of town by the fans" narrative is why hasn't the same happened to Nylander then? He's not even a hometown guy. What's the difference between the two of them? I know the real differences but I'm taking about the ones that would actually *support* the "ran out of town" narrative. IMO there are none and thus it's objectively BS.

A doctor met a guy at a coffee shop, assessed him for MAID, then drove him to the spot where he'd be put down. Horrors beyond comprehension happening just to our north. There's a much better moral argument for invading Canada and deposing its regime than invading or bombing any country 10 thousand miles away. Industrial scale eugenics and mass murder happening right next door.

@Vivek4real_ Are these people retarded?

SAM ALTMAN: “WE SEE A FUTURE WHERE INTELLIGENCE IS A UTILITY, LIKE ELECTRICITY OR WATER, AND PEOPLE BUY IT FROM US ON A METER.”

My problem is I believe I’m supposed to have fun every single day

i’m sorry but the scholastic book fair did not inspire a love of reading it created my love of shopping fr