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Right at this very moment there is an invisible arrow that was shot from the farthest reaches of the universe travelling at light speed with the sole purpose of striking you. There’s absolutely nothing you can do to stop it. You must have done something terrible to deserve this

@lilrariskrt4en thank you

@pterodatilos i really admire you and hope that you feel better soon.

You know you really want to die when music stops making sense, in that specific lukewarm tuesday-afternoon way where everything becomes obtuse and boring. One could go for months without masturbating. That’s when someone should knock on your door with a pamphlet

@putaylor_ @kakodevydro

minha maior propaganda antidrogas sempre serão as fotos do léo dias mais novo. ele era um sabor e hoje em dia ta só o pó.

@QGdoPOP @egarreal

Aluno tira ZERO na redação da Fuvest ao usar 'palavras difíceis' e processa reitor da USP. “Perpassa em altivez, pela procela, a grandiloquência condoreira, em cuja máxima aforismática revela a tétrica languidez do sofrer recôndito.” Esta é a frase inicial da redação, informa G1.

Back in crappy england telling drunk guys to stop shouting on the train deep down hoping one of them would just kill me but they all just went real quiet

my sad lonely world

at an airport in rome lying down on a couchy bench in front of a prada store looking like a dog

@kakodevydro essa conta aqui funciona como um espelho pro mundo

Met this 19 year old townie french girl on the flight to Rio, she was travelling alone and couldn’t speak english or portuguese. I played gentlemen and dropped her at her hotel. Now she's asking for recommendations of ‘not too expensive’ helicopter rides

@_cluxter_ @BBizman62112 a woman

@pterodatilos @BBizman62112 Because who does that for free?

@lonelillness @SunnyEllieXo thank you smart person

@SunnyEllieXo @pterodatilos The post is about wanting a cheap helicopter ride, which is an oxymoron and doesn't really make any sense. And playing the gentleman was just implying she helped a tourist go to her hotel safely by taking her there. Like there is nothing in the post hinting she wanted to hit lol

@BBizman62112 what makes you think I want to scissor up this irresponsible teenager

@pterodatilos Just so you know because I’m French and I know them, you’re not gonna fuck her just because she’s asking you this lol

@SunnyEllieXo @lonelillness I’m a woman your dumbass

@lonelillness @pterodatilos Maybe i’m tripping but it’s giving « i was a nice guy to a girl and now she wants my money » the « i played gentleman » and now she’s asking for this… As if there was some type of correlation ?

@zzaqenrichh não sei!! tô pensando

bad news i’ve relapsed on vaping good news I’m flying to rio tomorrow where a pack of lucky strike menthol double costs 1.5 pounds

@sulfuroxideseer london actually

@pterodatilos Slough?

check this fucked up train window

can I be the comma after your but for a second

It’s true that I had a cheeky muffley smile on my face when I bought a train ticket to london for £10, which is five times cheaper than the normal price, but now that I find myself sitting on that very same train I realise everything happens for a reason

@quentinscobie you’re famous now congratulations