Michael Williams

@ajebson @adamboultonTABB Trees don't walk. Trees should stay in one place. Once trees start walking about anything might happen

@adamboultonTABB When your tree is bored and goes for a walk

I love this picture. It’s that time of year.

@qikipedia BSc, MSc, etc.?

In the USA, the International University of Santa Claus offers ‘bachelors’, ‘masters’ and ‘PhD’ diplomas in ‘Santaclausology’.

@jonmasters @Arm @AstonMartinF1 Did you spot it?

@Arm @AstonMartinF1 Cool!

“Stay useful, stay flexible and hold the door open for the person behind you.” – Tamika Curry Smith, Arm Ahead of the #USGP, Arm and the @AstonMartinF1 Team joined forces in Austin to inspire high school and university students through hands-on learning, mentoring, and discussion around STEM, AI, and motorsport. With Arm Ambassador @1JessicaHawkins and F1® Academy Driver Tina Hausmann sharing their experiences from the world of motorsport, alongside other women in technology and leadership, students saw firsthand how resilience, creativity, and curiosity can open doors - on the track and beyond.

@NoelDolphin @evang3l10n_un1t Yeah, just look at the damage HS1 has dobe to the beautiful landscape of Kent

@evang3l10n_un1t Absolutely - HS1 is a great example of that.

For some perspective, 1,680 football pitches is 0.018% of UK protected land. To say that temporary HS2 construction sites are visible from space is desecration is insane. On google maps a dinner plate on a table in my back garden is visible from space. theguardian.com/environment/20…

@ajebson I don't know what you could possibly be talking about.

Obviously so. She signalled her Brexit displeasure often via her wardrobe choices, and way less subtly than usual

@jonmasters @petshopboys And on the outward trip, depending on where I'm heading (Dionne Warwick or Chris Rea for the obvious -- can't control th ear worms) youtu.be/bU_bGYaa3FY?si…

@jonmasters @petshopboys I always have this ear worm when returning from a business trip. youtu.be/dElPrd7qEdo?si…

Connecting through New York means it’s time for some @petshopboys

@bengoldacre My son (at about age 3) decided we should play hide and seek in the car, with me (driving) being first seeker. "Dad! Close your eyes and count to 10!"

CAR GAME FOR SLIGHTLY BIGGER KIDS "I can't spy with my little eye anything beginning with... a/b/c/etc" Take turns; if you have nothing, you're out. It's fun.. gets paradoxically harder as the stretch of motorway becomes more featureless.. Also adult entries get very baroque.

@qikipedia I always hum "Do you know the way to San Jose" (to which the answer is "Take the 101 for quite a long way")

San Francisco’s Golden Gate Bridge hums the note A.

@ajebson London Pride and Prejudice

Classics, if the author was drunk? I'll start. Harper Lee: Tequila Mockingbird

@jonmasters @Arm They're brownies. Unfortunately, I only took one and it's mine :-)

@Arm Hey friends, could you save me one of those 40th anniversary biscuits? I’ll be over visiting soon enough

40 years ago today, the Arm architecture was born with five simple words: "Hello World, I am ARM" We were honored to welcome Sophie Wilson, Steve Furber and Jamie Urquhart back to our Cambridge HQ to celebrate the legacy they helped create and the future we’re building on Arm.

@Londonist Londinium - Catatonia

Happy Record Record Store Day! Now, what's the best song ever written about London?

@KarinaVinnikova @GarethDennis

Very serious administration

@RealBobMortimer You had me at "do you have a kitchen island?"

Magic show (Magic is 1% skills 99% correct diet) #LastOneLaughingUk #PrimeVideoUk

@tomhfh Accommodating the number of passengers it has at the moment would be a good start.

Bigger St Pancras! Let’s go!

@Otto_English You might just as well ask why we don't buy American cheese.

Because they're lethal, illegal and ugly.

@qikipedia "Boris Johnson Bus"

There is a conspiracy theory that ‘Disney’ called their 2013 film ‘Frozen’ so that when you Google ‘Disney Frozen’ you would see information about the film and not about another conspiracy theory that Walt Disney had been cryogenically frozen.

@CValkoinen @GarethDennis @RailwayMuseum Very reminiscent of a chart @Nerd4Cities often uses.

Here's a fun one for @GarethDennis and friends. Not dated but pretty sure it's around 1970. Brief period when APT and tracked hovercraft both being considered by BR Derby research. ©@RailwayMuseum from BR Derby research collection.

@LemonLymancom I did not know that. But then I do not have an M.D. from Harvard, I'm not board-certified in Internal Medicine and Thoracic Surgery, and I'm not Adjunct Professor of Thoracic Surgery at Harvard Medical School or on the staff of Boston Mercy Hospital and Columbia Presbyterian.

@ptoboley They said pancreas produces HCl at the beginning of the episode when Jed and Abbey were doing crossword puzzle😭😭like come on it’s stomach everybody knows that

he is the living proof that when you say even the most rude things in a british accent it sounds okay