Ptolemia 🔞 @ Dolorian Yuri

locked tomb fic thread because I've written a few pieces now 🧵

oh probably that’s where the sex should go. yes. of course. I’m always putting off writing the sex in the sex fic I really don’t know why because that is almost always the part I set out meaning to write

The beginning is DONE the end is DONE most of the middle is ALSO DONE there’s just some weird connective tissue between the middle and the end which I need to sort out now

Somehow when I’m being paid to write in my work time I actually have MORE energy to write for free in my me time. Not sure why that is. But. Campal is happening, in any case.

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the main thing stopping me is that if I drop anything that isnt locked tomb regency au my girlfriend is going to make sad faces at me

sorry im not on here very much any more. im seriously considering writing ace attorney fanfiction if that gives you some indication of how things are going rn

if you pull out a flail or a morningstar i am not going to fight you. fuck that are you crazy

her and Coronabeth should make out. imo. I would chew my left arm off to be in the room where it happened.

Mai Valentine my beloved

and then most theoretically of all longform jodybeth but I won't promise that because it is a dream in my heart but also I have an actual book that I'm supposed to be writing for real world reasons so I have to behave and not spaff all my creative energy on locked tomb fic

erm and then THEORETICALLY campalpyrrha (smut but mostly just an examination of Whatever The Fuck Is Wrong With Cam) and harrianthe (sex does happen but it's mostly about gideon being pissed the fuck off about it all so I would say probably not technically smut)

at some point soon I will emerge from my cave to offer you either campal (smut) or gideon shaving harrow's head (also smut but for stupider reasons)

I do feel that this pair of tags is really the summation of what I'm aiming for with a large percentage of my locked tomb fic

@artemissongs there's a couple of clerks somewhere trying to work out how much trouble they'd get in for just sending her a memo saying 'IT IS OKAY FOR YOU TO HAVE GAY SEX WITH THE PRINCESS IDA. IT MIGHT HELP. BUT PLEASE DON'T REPORT BACK IF YOU DO.'

@ptolemiawrites Yes exactly!!!! Every report she files without Marta double checking has increasingly odd marginal notes and asides about Coronabeth at random and its like 'What is wrong with her does- does she not realize no one's going to care if she fucks the third brat????'

Woman who started a military report: Again about Coronabeth Tridentarius, whom I do not have feelings for and who I am simply reporting details on as a disinterested militarily trained 3rd party- I really understand her but not enough :///

@artemissongs Like do you know what I mean, obvs AYU never gets sent, but this is surely not the first time she's been waxing lyrical about Corona's pink ears or whatever the fuck. Oh I love her so much. Something is very wrong with her.

@artemissongs AYU is mad because like. This can't be the first time she's written a report like this. I like to think that her deranged ramblings about Coronabeth are consumed like a soap opera by the people who have to... read and review and file the military reports......

Gideon Nav is the ultimate female fake shuttle connoisseur of course. we must acknowledge this. but she pays much less attention to the plot.

fake shuttle???

RIP Palamedes Sextus you would have loved female fake taxi

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