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@flyinglawyer73 @katybops @CokenOlivesV3 I’m off to play tennis this afternoon with some colleagues. Got to work on my serve 😉 🎾

@ptrjms @katybops @CokenOlivesV3 Oh, my morning has certainly been productive! I will just leave it there for now 😉

@katybops @CokenOlivesV3 @flyinglawyer73 Morning squad! A new day has dawned. I hope it’s a successful and productive one for you all. 😀

@katybops Well it’s a good job I didn’t offer you any, isn’t it! Night! 💤

@ptrjms 🤣 I can’t think of anything worse at this time

@katybops 🫃🏽 < me after that chicken curry.

@katybops Bloated but worth it! 10/10, would do it again. 👍🏾

@ptrjms lol maybe choosing the curry option wasn’t a good plan!

In the last 48 hours we’ve had 12ton of Kit Kats nicked, Scott Mills has been sacked and Matty Healy hasn’t had his bins emptied and sent his mam on the case 😂

@flyinglawyer73 He could be the Supreme Leader for all I care; he is too chatty! 😂

@ptrjms Leo is the Vatican City pope 😜 The sovereign no less.

This American pope is a bit verbose. Give it a rest!

Happy 58th birthday to the legendary Céline Dion.

@katybops Boo that suckser

@katybops spud suggester

Presenter Scott Mills sacked by the BBC following allegations about his personal conduct bbc.in/4ceQhBa

@flyinglawyer73 @katybops @CokenOlivesV3 @AvantiWestCoast Mm, now I fancy some bacon!

Morning all! @katybops @ptrjms @CokenOlivesV3 Time to get the week underway courtesy of @AvantiWestCoast 😀🚄

TOMORROW IS MONDAY AGAIN

Today is #PalmSunday, the Sunday before #Easter, when we celebrate Christ's triumphal entry into Jerusalem. Everyone is welcome to join us for Sung Eucharist with the Blessing of Palms at 10:30am (BST), either in the Abbey or via our livestream. You can watch live or on demand at: youtube.com/watch?v=qm3PDC… #Lent #Lent2026

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The stunning stained‑glass windows of St Giles’ Cathedral in Edinburgh shine with over 900 years of Scottish history, from its founding by King David I in 1124 to Victorian restorations that brought these colours to life. 🌈 📍St Giles' Cathedral 📸IG/miriam_in_wonderland

Hawaii suffers worst flooding in more than 20 years as heavy rains sweep island lbc.co.uk/article/hawaii…

College in Wigan says student has suspected meningitis but the risk to others is 'very low' itv.com/news/granada/2…

Edinburgh roads: 850 metres of segregated cycle track officially opened in latest phase of Leith Connections trib.al/NcFRdl9