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@ptrjms So… the same as in Syria?

@CokenOlivesV3 I don’t know who then. In other news, this user accidentally just liked my tweet and then immediately unliked it, hoping I wouldn’t notice. Wonder who it could be. ☺️

@ptrjms Nope!

I can think of a certain person this looks like… @ptrjms can you?

@CokenOlivesV3 The Rt Hon. Angela Rayner?

@ptrjms You know who!

@katybops Faber-Casteller

@ptrjms hber

@CokenOlivesV3 Ok, do tell, why are you tweeting me about Lidl and rocket? I assume there’s some hidden meaning of which I am blissfully unaware.

@ptrjms I’ve just been to a dismal little store called ‘Lidl’ and they don’t stock any rocket!