Paul Holdsworth

@marcusbrig Once I've sent this tweet I'm uninstalling Twitter from my phone. It is a MASSIVE time waster and for what? To discover Trump is a tit?

@SingletonWayne @SportiveLakes If it comes past the Riflemans it can come through my back garden, round the house and down my front steps - 21 of them, with three tight turns.

@SportiveLakes I've maintained for some time we need something similar in the Lakes. E.g. Hoad to end of canal. Or from Fellside in Kendal to Gooseholme down all the small alleys and steps would be superb

I love these!

G4S has won a £300m government contract to run a new “mega-prison” which will house 1,680 inmates, despite a series of scandals and after the firm was stripped of its contact to run crisis-hit Birmingham prison last year independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-n…

Opening scene of #AmericanHustle - it's #Trump!

Why is Donald Trump scared to show himself live on camera? What are they hiding? #WhereIsTrump

@anotherJon @SingletonWayne All good with me. Us gobshites need to stick together.

@pual9 @SingletonWayne Measured understatement, is that.

Note to self: Just block the bellends, Jon.

@anotherJon @SingletonWayne [a bit?!]

@SingletonWayne Yep, any time you like. I realise I'm a bit of a gobshite.

This thread is SO brutal! (I love it, of course). twitter.com/SteveSchmidtSE…

The government is reviewing the Highway Code. It's our chance to change the rules of the road - and make #WalkingNumber1 🚶‍♀️☝️ 📣 Join our campaign 📽 Watch our full video at livingstreets.org.uk/no1

@terryfuck45 @FraserNelson Is this the outright anarchy in the headline? twitter.com/alexandros_kts…

Hey @FraserNelson you seemed to have deleted this piece from the spectator, I'm searching and it's no longer online what happened?

What pedestrians look like across Europe

When people ask me if my other senses have intensified since losing my hearing

I'm not doing Stoptober, but I may consider getting involved in Nevermber, Don'tcember or Fuckthatuary.

Remember when they told the bankers that they would have to look for a different job? Me neither

Great analysis of historic LTNs around the UK, from @laura_laker mindthezag.com/places/smashin…

A default 20mph limit does slow down traffic and raises the quality of life in our streets and communities. #20splenty campaign manager, Anna Semlyen explains how. See bit.ly/2KMG9A1 for how it also reduces casualties.

Don't watch this. DON'T WATCH THIS! twitter.com/ThatTimWalker/…

@KatyCycles @gazza_d Nope, having looked at her most recent tweets, I was wrong. She IS arguing against LTNs per se.

@KatyCycles @gazza_d Agreed. I'm not saying she's right, just that she's not arguing against LTNs per se.