ThatPubChick 🥂

It’s just a pub… But my chef needs his job to feed his family. It’s just a pub… But Larry comes in every night because he lives alone and want company. It’s just a pub… But the butcher relies on us to pay his rent. It’s not just a pub! You see?

"Only us and Denmark haven't reduced VAT for hospitality.” "MPs used to say, 'you'll never get [a VAT reduction], we can't afford it, but now, the question is the other way round, 'can we afford not to do it?' @BIIandBIIAB #OurPub morningadvertiser.co.uk/Article/2026/0…

@O1NK_ @Ed_Miliband You might be on to something here! 😂

@pub_that @Ed_Miliband The way forward is to turn beer gardens into bbq areas. Serve raw food at zero vat. With the heat they wont notice the warm beers 🤣🤣

Hi @Ed_Miliband if we also serve uncooked food with our warm beer, does that mean we don’t have to add VAT? Asking for some friends…

@AlexRus51130248 @Ed_Miliband Sounds about right.

@pub_that @Ed_Miliband Seen as most pubs cook food now I take it the candles are coming out and back to the days of sandwiches on the bar ?

Would like thank @Ed_Miliband for saving thousands of pubs today with the answer to all our woes…we just serve warm beer!! Why in all our years of experience did we never think that we could just turn the cellar cooling and fridges off to mitigate being taxed the shit out of!

@MBAAssociates @Ed_Miliband If we close permanently we’ll save a fortune.

@pub_that @Ed_Miliband If you sacked the staff and held zero stock that would save even more money. The man is a plank

@Distillerybaggr @Ed_Miliband Guinness extra warm doesn’t have the same ring to it does it?

@pub_that @Ed_Miliband Guinness extra cold is no more.

@dariquo1 @Ed_Miliband 😆

@pub_that @Ed_Miliband Punters can heat up thier sausage rolls with a lighter

@DjangoBartolli @Ed_Miliband Don’t worry, we’ll wash our hands.

@pub_that @Ed_Miliband Food safety?

@RachelB81861032 @Ed_Miliband You can forget ice too…I’m off to turn off all the fridges and freezers today! Going to give the chef his notice, won’t be needing him as we aren’t going to cook the food either.

@pub_that @Ed_Miliband Nothing says refreshment on a hot summer's day more than a lukewarm lemonade or beer.

@g0lfp @Ed_Miliband 😆 I’m starting to think he’s on to something…no chef required either!

@pub_that @Ed_Miliband Feel free to serve him raw chicken.

@MandaStoker @Ed_Miliband We can’t afford to freeze ice….are you crazy lady? That’s another thing off the menu to save hospitality! 😆

@pub_that @Ed_Miliband If you add unfrozen ice to the drinks will you be accused of watering them down?

@harrisonshanks1 @Ed_Miliband Genius!

@pub_that @Ed_Miliband Another top tip for publicans.Don’t throw away discarded food scraped from plates. Just turn it into another meal and resell it!

I tend to agree…🍺❤️

@333peterobinson @dec_car @ThePloughChelt She does! 😆🥂

@dec_car @ThePloughChelt I think @pub_that runs this place?

A great night was had in @ThePloughChelt last night. Thanks to everyone for the donations and hopefully we make a bit more with the selections

Day 1 Cheltenham!! Letsssss gooooo!! 🥂☘️🐎

@RozzerG We won’t count on the idiots bit but thank you! 🤩

@pub_that Hope you have a brilliant, successful & profitable week and there’s minimal idiots around 👊👍

Many thanks to our panel for The Ploughs first Festival Preview Night in aid of @Racingwelfare . £745 raised with the possibility of a bit more if the charity sponsored bets from @KwiffOfficial come through! @fergalobrien07 @FOBRacing @DrSimonsTravels @CathrynFry @TakeAPullpod

We do not tolerate bullies.

Happy Saturday Love from Reg 🧡🐾