The Stride™

New twitter sucks. It’s making the world worse. And so is ever other social media! Good bye ! (I will be back online in 7 mins)

Perspective is everything

I can’t believe this is serious

Snap chat is always like “I’m horribly disfigured but I still found love”

"Constitutionalist" justices are pushing to delegitimize the court by accepting bribes. I fixed that for you, you astonishing hack.

Like how hard is it to scoop Ice cream at a proper proportion? I still tipped but you suck at ur job lol

I know we are supposed to treat people in the service industry well but god damn some of you suck at ur fuckin job

Do you know how important something has to be to get made bold, italicized, AND underlined?

Conspiracy theorists will tell you any environmental disaster was a psyop but then look you dead in the eyes and say America is the best country in the world

We truly live in the dumbest timeline ever.

This goofy graph starts at like 37.2 hours a week and ends at 36.9 hours lol

(scooping peanut butter in my mouth then scooping some blue berries in right after)

Half of us are breaking generational cycles and the other half are doubling down on them

So weird man the world is weirder kow than ever before !!!

The dating app match to never meeting to following each other on Instagram for eternity pipeline has gotta be the weirdest shit we ever did

God I hate the devils and devils fans