Bob Khosravi

"It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so." - Mark Twain

What's the plan for course correction here, @NPR? Asking for some grandchildren. npr.org/2021/02/09/965…

When a Senator can turn your legal defense into material in one day... things are not going your way.

Betsy DeVos has never done her job to help America’s students. It doesn’t surprise me one bit that she’d rather quit than do her job to help invoke the 25th Amendment. Good riddance, Betsy. You were the worst Secretary of Education ever. bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

Netflix made $845 million in PROFIT and paid $0 in taxes. Never EVER feel badly about sharing your account with your entire neighbourhood.

@DomComedy @Timberland Maybe they're holding a grudge over that diss-track pushing for Red Wings.

RECOMMENDED: @puddleychef Bob Khosravi continues his three-night run at @CapCityComedy tonight at 7:30 AND 10pm. ow.ly/Dtyb30n47pv

We've shaken off our eggnog hangovers & we're back TONIGHT with Bob Khosravi from @TheMoth! With special guests Andrew Murphy & @nikitaredwoman - doors open at 7, show's at 8!

@Cole13865 Thanks, Collin! I don't have anything for Vegas, but I'll let you if that changes.

There is a White House director of social media (named Dan Scavino), and there is a part of me that thinks, "We're paying that guy for nothing right now." Right?

There is a PokemonGO event today. If you want to see what that looks like, go to a park and find yourself the only person not staring at a smartphone.

@briangaar Anyone show up for this debate?

@AhnitaBath Haha, thank you. I'll let you know when it comes out. :)

@BRBushen @TheMoth This is really cool! Thank you, Bethany. Good luck to your class. :)

.@WBUR will present @TheMoth Mainstage on 6/15 @svilletheatre. Tickets are selling like hotcakes, so don't miss your chance to join us for another amazing evening of storytelling! @anthonygbrooks will introduce the show and @puddleychef will host! 🎟️: wbur.fm/mmsom18

Austin friends! I'm headlining at @CapCityComedy... right now. At this moment. And, also, at 8PM tonight & tomorrow with @jtramsey & @RaduBondar. Come see a shooooow. Also. A picture of me talking to a microphone in a black room.

Celebrate Cinco w/ us and guests @haydnvitera & @cassandrasotos talking Tequila Rock Revoltion w/ music from @delcastilloband @vallejomusic @rayprim @MegafaunaATX @AMPHEATMUSIC @rjsoulmusic @puddleychef @ExRomantika @JeffPlankenhorn @jellyellington soundcloud.com/512_radio/512r…

@512Radio @haydnvitera @cassandrasotos @delcastilloband @vallejomusic @rayprim @MegafaunaATX @AMPHEATMUSIC @rjsoulmusic @ExRomantika @JeffPlankenhorn @jellyellington That was really cool, thanks y'all!

@MarkAgee You let her decide her dog's gender for it? You are bad at California.

Yesterday a lady at the vegan food fair got mad at me for misgendering her dog which is basically California rock bottom

@hkchura Miss you, too, Kait! (Rooting for Michigan as a fan by proxy)