jon bon jovi

@beshboy been an honor working with you brother😔🤞

You will truly be missed our beloved @pudge_o #thankthebusdriver

who what when how was ranch invented

karen wheres the ranch

spilling diet coke on her maxi skirt in her escalade while dropping the kids off at mutual... the mormon mom has reached her full power

draft 2 *drunk guy discovering milk* guy: yooooo what are these things on ur belly cow: guy: *squeezes them* guy: YOOOOOOO CHUG THAT ISH

draft 1 you really lying to yourself if u dont think SLAP taylor swift when you’re by yourself

@pudge_o 110% without a doubt in my mind. The world must know what really churns pudges mind before you leave us for a biiiiig 24 months

should i tweet my drafted tweets before i head out

My farewell talk is this sunday, January 27, @ 11 am at 3580 East Houston Ave Gilbert Az 85234, everyone pls come! after that i’m having my open house at my house at 7pm make sure to stop by and say goodbye for the next couple years!

Life is gonna be different not seeing @pudge_o tweets on the TL 😪

@beshboy gonna miss u @beshboy 😭😭😭

Thanks for the wait but here it is 😍

CHRiS CHRiSTiE iS A LEMONBERRY LiAR i NEVER GOT A CHECK FROM DONALD TRUMP i DiDNT EVEN GET ANY McDOUBLES OR FRiES AT THE WHiTE HOUSE

we’re in single digit days now

Look how many clothes I wear ,very warm !

breakin the barrier