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@ChelseaFC Relegation battling Forrest can afford to rest 6 key players and still out play our lazy dogshit kids, there are no untouchables in this team, if they can’t fight for the badge they can all fuck off along with the sporting directors and cunts killing our club!

Down at HT. #CFC | #CHENFO

@piersmorgan It was a magnificent game, pure football, none of you American football set piece dog shit!!

Not proper football. Way too aggressive. Leakier than sieves. Arteta’s Attritional Arsenal will grind down either of them.

@CfcDan_01 Lazy

Chelsea fans , one word for Garnacho?

@PeterNotDrury All playing well with the exception of Garnacho, not only is he shit, but lazy!!

Is McFarlane ‘with no coaching license’ better than Rosenoir…? or the Chelsea players just never wanted to play for “The supply teacher” anymore?

@Blue_Footy All playing well with the exception of Garnacho, not only is he shit, but lazy!!

Who is your BEST CHELSEA PLAYER in the first half❓

Rape Gang Inquiry update. Our team is currently going through our draft report to ensure that all is legally sound for publication. The plan is straightforward. I intend to use parliamentary privilege in the chamber to name a number of the worst perpetrators/officials who we believe have escaped justice. We will then use private prosecutions to pursue those individuals through the courts, and eventually put them in prison. These are incredibly dangerous scumbags. It is an national network of organised crime - it is not simply disparate gangs. This is a comprehensive criminal network that is capable of the most evil acts. I will be informing the police, parliamentary security and the Home Office beforehand of who I intend to name and why - I also now have private security for the first time in my life. But do not underestimate the danger of these networks. It is organised crime of the very worst kind. We started this inquiry not to just talk, but to act. The report will be published after the elections as I want this to be a cross-party effort, and party politics should not interfere with any of our activity. Numerous Conservative MPs have been supportive, as have the Northern Irish and even a Labour MP attending the hearings. I want this to go beyond petty party politics. We still have a significant amount of money from the crowdfunder, and that is ready to privately prosecute. This is where we are. This is the plan. Thank you to everybody for your support.

@PeterNotDrury @SocialSight NO!!!!!!!

Xabi Alonso ruled out Cesc Fabregas potentially ruled out too. Is Andoni Iraola the right man to lead Chelsea next season?

@TheBlueDodger He would be a good team player to have next season coming from a team with a winning mind set, maybe he could rub off on some of the youngsters.

🔵🇸🇳 Now it's been confirmed he's coming back. What do we do with Nicolas Jackson? Sell, loan or keep? 👇 #CFC

@Keir_Starmer @POTUS I'm sure given the chance you would defend the gunman's from being deported especially if one of his siblings liked only a certain type of chicken nugget!

I am shocked by the scenes at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner in Washington overnight. Any attack on democratic institutions or on the freedom of the press must be condemned in the strongest possible terms. It is a huge relief that @POTUS, the First Lady and all those attending are safe.

@FrankKhalidUK We want someone with Chelsea in their blood!!

Andoni Iraola is understood to be one of the managers the decision makers are thinking about.

@PeterNotDrury The toilet, it’s over flowing with shit!

If you could fix ONE thing at Chelsea right now… what would it be?

@MartinSLewis Buy the index, its the only way to beat inflation and the debasement of your money long term.

If you put money aside for your children this is worth a listen. Its one of the subjects I get the most questions about and I hope I answer them in this

@FrankKhalidUK Although I never agreed with his appointment, those MF are playing for the club, us and the badge, I now hope they all get dropped for their national teams!

I think this has changed and Liam Delap put a message up on his Instagram.

@van00sa Slow horses

What’s a good tv series I can get hooked on?

@Blue_Footy @GraemeBailey Fuck right off!

‼️Matthias Jaissle has emerged on Chelsea’s radar as the club continue their detailed search for a new manager. Groundwork has already been carried out on the highly-rated German coach. ~ @GraemeBailey teamtalk.com/chelsea/next-m…

EXCLUSIVE: After a phone call w/ a senior political contact in Scotland, I’ve been passed a list of 52 Labour MPs who have donations from Labour Together NOT registered on Electoral Commission website. LT have funded a whole network of candidates to cement their grip on power:🧵

@_Afcbanks Because Arsenal only do bottle tops in April!

Someone explain to me as a 5 year old why Arsenal ain’t top when we all have the same number of goal difference and points even alphabetically “A” comes first than “M”

@TedUrchin Mental illness is real, I hope you get better soon❤️

I’m not normally a fan of memes, but I like this one. Starmer is doing just great.

🚨 HUGE NEWS! Are we about to ban terrorists from standing for public office? A few weeks ago, the government responded to our petition in writing. Long story, short - they fobbed us off. NOW the petitions committee which is made up of current serving MP’s have said that the government response wasn’t good enough. The government is now being forced to give a proper response. This WILL end up going through parliament. Thank you to everyone who has been involved in this. More signatures mean more leverage. Please keep signing.

@PeterNotDrury Fofana can fuck off too, useless

After the wobble vs Brighton… which Chelsea players would you sell in the summer?