Iain Bayley

@Nigel_Farage You all look like those scammers from the 80s selling timeshares in Spain.

We are the party of the future and growing fast.

@StandUpForTrmp Deluded

DESCRIBE PRESIDENT TRUMP USING ONLY ONE WORD…

@PressSec Surround yourself with dumbells to give the appearance you're the cleverest one in the room. Unfortunately the bar isn't too high is it...

No he didn’t, Libby. His written remarks referred to Greenland as a “piece of ice” because that’s what it is. You’re the only one mixing anything up here.

PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP NAMED MOST INFLUENTIAL PERSON IN EUROPE

@WendtheWalker I think Johnson wins that contest hands down!

Do you agree that Starmer is going down in history as the most dishonest, inept, useless, clueless and unpopular Prime Minister ever! 🇬🇧

@EssexgoonerMr Idiot

ALL the UK wants to see this!

@leeharris Johnson was way worse.

Hearing there is a reasonable possibility Keir Starmer will be gone by Christmas. Literally everyone hates him. Including the Labour Party. Worst Prime Minister in history.

@Saddlersgirl1 Seeing Truss doing it was way worse.

Seeing Starmer laying a wreath.. made my stomach turn

@WakeUpPatriott Tangoed

Describe President Trump with ONE Word!

@Councillorsuzie And what about the homeless guy sitting in the doorway, that's OK though? #priorities

Unacceptable- This is England, we speak English. Those that don’t and live here must learn the language and dare I say ‘integrate’

@Nigel_Farage You rarely are by all accounts.

Yet another session of PMQs where I get mentioned but can't respond. There is not much point me even being there.

@AnfieldSector It's actually 03 unless the genius is doing it to people behind him.

Only just seen this...what a boy. 30 years 😂

@Ames2420 Stick like a fly!

Does anyone remember this fair ride or what it's called? There were no straps... it would spin so fast that it would pin you against the wall. People would vomit. It was fun. 🤣

@anon_opin instagram.com/p/CQ9w4EilTtn/…

The character names in 'Toast of London' are, without hesitation, the greatest collection of names in any televisual presentation.

@TheNickHelm spotted your doppelganger at Goodison Park today

@ODEONCinemas @beardedtarquin

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@graemerycyk @hannahrosewoods He looks like he's trying to lay an egg

@hannahrosewoods I see Piers Morgan has the same standing teacher as Trump.

Just off to an abandoned foyer for some normal standing with the boys

@Bren4Bassetlaw You're an idiot who has no idea what the real world thinks, feels or cares about.

I am appalled at what I have read and the spiteful, vindictive and overreaching conclusions of the report. I won’t be supporting the recommendations and will be speaking against them both publicly and in the House on Monday. I’m backing fairness and justice - not kangaroo courts

@beardedtarquin Social media takes care of that. Mud slip fella for example 😂

Why are done humans so fookin thick? Attenborough should do programmes on us!?

@beardedtarquin @ODEONCinemas @BenAffleck Great film!

Just home from watching #AIR @ODEONCinemas. What a great film that is. Great cast, great story & a stonking soundtrack 😎 highly recommended ☑️ @BenAffleck is a great talent (& Batman 😎)