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Kya kar diya ab samay raina ne

APNE MUHFATBAZI SE PARESHAN HUN MAIN

mujhe to iske facial expressions se boht dar lagta hai kya jaane kab kis baat pe offend ho baith jaye

A flat stomach is the best accessory you can have. It IS the outfit.

“How do you see yourself in 30 years?” Me:

insane tea

waiting for may ☘️🧿🕉️❤️

Opening this app is like lighting a cigarette

so depressed

telling ppl 26 when they ask me my age cause it doesnt matter anymore, ive hit unc n its better to realise, accept n move with it

I been offered drugs and alcohol more times than I been offered a hug

“how’s the job search going?”

@iNeedBiryani 🤣🤣

am i wearing baggy pants? no do i have a mullet haircut? no do i look lanky? also no then why would you come up & directly start speaking to me in malayalam when we are not in kerala?

what doesn’t kill you makes you kinda evil

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@BellaBaddie__ yes

Be honest for a second: could you travel alone for a month with no friends, no partner, just you?