Anmol Shrestha

was in a scooty accident today and I realised that if i had landed in a worse angle i would've split my head open, ever since ive been back from the hospital im not able to stop thinking abt how i could've died and how i shouldn't take life lightly anymore.

got called performative today for liking brocoli

Just seen my grade 6 report card. Never reached my potential💔

The goat returns!

@Shubham513 nobody doing allat for any validation from dhobi and vadapav fc anyway

@punmol It’s you who is slow. Read his bio & see pinned tweet as well for double confirmation.

Not defending what beerbiceps did but want to know was Ranveer Allahbadia was the only reason behind closing of India's got latent? Samay Raina in his latest video is acting like the main problem was Ranveer, he put the entire blame on him but that was the only one joke of ranveer which was highlighted. Samay is acting like his all previous episodes had nothing wrong., now he is planning for season 2. He did all the emotional drama on stage just to announce his season 2. He is not just a comedian, he is a proper businessman.

@Shubham513 @steveeee_04 @Ctrlmemes_ he is talking about ur pfp 😭😭😭 how are u so slow

@steveeee_04 @Ctrlmemes_ 18 fc

@Farh68557456 @NoContextCounty yeah, aus vs india test

@NoContextCounty Didn't a 19 years old do the same to him too

So you’re telling me the entire fucking world has been struggling to get this bloke off the square and then a bloody year 10 makes him look like he’s never bowled before

you gotta always move forward. there’s no other option, your life is your responsibility, and you owe it to yourself to see how good it gets.

I couldn’t care less what Kanye West says or does. If Brits want to part with their money to watch him shout into a microphone, let them. He’s a nutcase. But it should be up to those people who purchased a ticket if they attend his events. Not Starmer. Banning him is too far.

Samay just dropped the real BOMB 💣 💀😭😭 #SamayRaina

Try 13 without rex splode

cool, I #SurvivedAmorim

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nothing like scrolling twt after beating a team you hate

Top 6 Twitter scrolling experience: 1. United beat Arsenal 3-2 (2026) 2. United beat Liverpool at anfield (2025) 3. Rcb beat csk 2024 to make the playoffs winning 6 of last 6 4. Rcb beat csk 2026 5. United beat city fa cup final 2024 6. 10 man united beat arsenal on pens (2025)

Bengaluru sambar > Chennai sambar. #RCBvCSK

csk fans are sooo deluded i tell you

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Rajat Patidar statue outside chinnaswamy and Tim David on my bed, make it happen

CAN WE GET AN AMEN ???!