PuptheChipper 🔜 B&Q

Photosynthesis is the powerhouse of the cell

Clawed up and whored out

@Bottomologist_ I believe this was the moment I was conceived, right?

Fun Jack Fact: Today is the 12th year anniversary of me losing my virginity in NYC 🎉

Be the Frenchman you want to be, not the Armenian you ran over in your ford fiesta #spiritual #philosophy #showerthoughts

Had a guy on Grindr shame me for being inexperienced… On behalf of young people exploring kink: That’s a dick move. It’s knocks our confidence as we’re trying to navigate and learn. Give advice and tips, don’t just call us a novice and make us feel unwanted.

I think I burnt my nose a bit PSA: don’t stick your head in the oven, the gravel won’t cook if the doors open

@Bottomologist_ Broke my neck watching this

Lovebites are hot, I don’t care if people think they’re immature, every time I catch myself in the mirror with them I get horny knowing how everyone can see the mark and know what I’ve been up too

I believe I owe you all an appendix reveal

Ancient Greek men would yearn for a twinkboy with a body and bussy like this

Sometimes, when you pour that can of Diet Coke into a glass, the fizz settles and you realise there’s less than you expected. Lower your expectations. - Chippers Philosophy of the Day

I used to be as tight as a single dad of 4’s budget… now I’m sloppy and loose

I am now weapon, there is ass destruction

Well shit, I guess I have to disembowl myself *appendix reveal at 600 followers*

One of my Latex Outfits from last years Doggy Weekend Who wants to help me try it on again and rub some shine on it 😋

At 600 followers, I’ll do an appendix reveal

Hey Puppies~ 🐕💙

New year, same foxes terrorising London

Me and my dildo wish you a very merry new years

Awrrrrrr I’m a big scary dom top now (Vers bottom)

Helpsies! Santa done did wrapped me uppers

I wanna start throwing car batteries in the oceans again