Kyle Purcell

Got a new car, I let Amy park it

I just wanted to send this farewell message to all Manchester United supporters. I would like to express my unwavering gratitude and appreciation for the love from the last 12 years. We’ve achieved a lot since my dear Sir Alex Ferguson brought me to this club. I took incredible pride everytime I pulled on this shirt, to lead the team, to represent this institution, the biggest club in the world was an honour only bestows upon a few lucky footballers. It’s been an unforgettable and successful period since I came here. I didn’t think from leaving Madrid as a young boy we would achieve what we did together. Now, it’s the right time to undertake a new challenge, to push myself again in new surroundings. Manchester will always be in my heart, Manchester has shaped me and will never leave me. We’ve seen it all. 🤘🏼❤️

If you know you know

@AmyKelly_15 can I have my PlayStation please

I want 2

@AmyKelly_15 @emobaby4real @reanneee_x 😬

@emobaby4real @reanneee_x @purcell_kyle yikes

Unpopular opinion but Harry Potter is shit

Needs to get battered

@AmyKelly_15 @bigtoriii Same weight

@bigtoriii @purcell_kyle

@AmyKelly_15 @playboitadi I can’t see what that picture is, my eyes won’t let me

@playboitadi @purcell_kyle you when we’re watching some and nudity comes on

Bomboclaat

Oh what I’d do to be back in the gulag with the boys

@AmyKelly_15 @elisemcclennan_ Well then it didn’t make sense

@elisemcclennan_ @purcell_kyle

How ANNOYING is it when ur message makes perfect sense an they reply saying what

@Scott_Dono_ How do you think my heart is

@purcell_kyle My heart fell out my arse

Got a new car, I let Amy park it

@Scott_Dono_ Some woman

@purcell_kyle Chap 😭😭😭

Is the window tiny or are they huge

@AmyKelly_15 @girlfr0g Jaysus imagine the smell of my piss

@girlfr0g @purcell_kyle a dream

absolutely infuriated by how large asparagus grows if it’s not properly harvested

@AmyKelly_15 Fuck off vish

Here not to toot my own horn or anything but I’m gonna make a deadly wife

@AmyKelly_15 @georgia_clearyy Our kid be drinking absinthe through their cup

@georgia_clearyy @purcell_kyle

No you will never find a better video than this I’m sorry