The King

@BoilerBurner1 1993, School of Agriculture, Purdue University, West Lafayette, Indiana. Wise ass. He won’t be missed. Bring Mitch back

@purdue121993 Where did you graduate from?

wtf

@OleTimeHardball Roger Clemens

You have your choice of any Pitcher, in his prime, to fill out this staff. Who gets the call?

@OleTimeHardball Barry Bonds and it ain’t close

You have your choice of any player, in his prime, to fill this DH spot. Who gets the call?

@METAVERZUZ George Strait. Only King that wears a cowboy hat

Dolly Parton isn’t available, who’s the greatest country singer of all time?

@uscfan981 Everybody but Jordan

Ooooo

@cagiago_ Nah, it’s the worst sport ever

The World Cup is in one month and there’s ZERO hype bruh, USA are the worst hosts ever

@RealDexterLives @kylenabecker Panties in a wad???

@kylenabecker What is stupid fucking quote. You should be the first asshole to comment on the first immigrant to be ejected to himself be ejected from earth. Fuck your whole life. Idiot.

BREAKING: Victor Wembayama has become the first immigrant to be ejected from Minnesota

@Saffron_Sniper1 Destroy the Russians

If you could go back to Adolf Hitler’s time, what one piece of advice would you give him before World War II began? Reply honestly.

A'Ja Wilson is the BEST IN THE WORLD 😤 What would you change here? 🤔

@CountryMichSt Bro, there’s a better chance of me growing a second dick

I’m not going to lie, there is a legitimate possibility that if Michigan State leaves Ann Arbor 9-0, we are the #1 ranked team in the country.

@RyanErikKing Nothing else to bitch about today?!?! Real high level, first world problems

IndyCar selling a "One Nation, One Race" t-shirt for the Freedom 250 is incredibly insensitive and inflammatory. This is something that should never have been approved. #IndyCar shop.indycar.com/products/inc2m…

@HistorianUSA1 Guarantee kids ain’t white

Single mom of 3 daughters + 2 dogs + 1 cat just announced she’s ‘officially homeless next week.’ Both cars are dead: one she wrecked (front end ripped off), the other won’t start, brakes grinding rotors. No job for 1.5 years because her split-dye hair ‘scares employers’ in customer service. Priority #1? Register all the pets as emotional support animals. GoFundMe in bio, ‘even a dollar helps.’ Can’t work 12s — no daycare. This isn’t ‘bad luck’ or ‘the universe testing her.’ It’s textbook poor life choices: • Kids + menagerie of pets before stable income or savings • Zero car maintenance + reckless driving • Unprofessional look that tanks job prospects • Victim mentality instead of grinding ‘Strong moms’ don’t wait for donations while blaming hair color policies. They make hard decisions before it all collapses. Reality doesn’t care about your vibes.

Golden Tempo gave everything he had in the Kentucky Derby!! The fact his trainer and owner are pulling him from The Preakness for his health makes him a Triple Crown in my book!! 💖🐴

@reredevaux @CardChronicle Chicken shits

Preakness announcement

@jemelehill Nobody gives a shit about soccer in the USA

Wonder what it could be? Any guesses?

@_iamlougotti Mickey Mantle

Name an athlete you would love to see with an injury free career I’ll start with Andrew Luck

@RBird101 Bcz Jimmy knows what the fuck he’s doing

Them: "But Russell's picks are only 8 years." Me:

Reports are circling that 2026 FIFA World Cup tickets sales have absolutely crashed due to all of the geopolitical events and fears around ICE in the US. Tickets that were expected to sell for thousands apiece are now being sold at $100 each.