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🌸Mouthy electro-punk dance music🌸

Katılım Haziran 2019
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pure SHIFTER@pure_shifter·
Proud to present: our @nprmusic Tiny Desk Entry! 💚full vid - bit.ly/2x6QplJ💚 this was the last time we were able to perform together. not sure when the next time will b. for now, we're happy to share this.🤠 🎥: Aim North 🎶: @MidCityStudioMN graphics: @paulrnovak
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pure SHIFTER@pure_shifter·
When god closes a door he also plugs the gaps with industrial sealant so that the smoke from the fire he lit in your kitchen has a better chance of choking you to death before you have a chance to wake up and call for help. Rainbow shooting star the more you know emoji.
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pure SHIFTER@pure_shifter·
God always murdering you is the new midnight snack.
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Doug Deitchler@DougDeitchler·
Saw pickup truck w/full size 🇺🇸 + Let’s Go Brandon flag flying up 35. Got cut off constantly by people clearly lost driving DT. …knew something had to be up lol 😂
Mötley Crüe@MotleyCrue

Minneapolis @usbankstadium , Let’s Do This!! ‼️💥🔥🏴‍☠️

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pure SHIFTER@pure_shifter·
waking up on the homies couch with morning wood, like ‘yeh whaddup?!’.
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pure SHIFTER@pure_shifter·
“I’m looking California and feeling Minnesota” is one of the most alienating lyrics of all time.
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pure SHIFTER@pure_shifter·
@PFTompkins Maybe it’s just me, but it seems like you probably just milled every olam.
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Paul F. Tompkins@PFTompkins·
Started this, switched to another app, came back and your guess is as good as mine
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pure SHIFTER@pure_shifter·
@RepClayHiggins I’ve been reflecting on my woke sky since the first time i dropped acid you concussed baby, you need to clear out the fucking cobwebs.
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pure SHIFTER@pure_shifter·
Currently: Reflecting on my woke sky.
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pure SHIFTER@pure_shifter·
Disappointed that Ukrainian duolingo didn’t start the first lesson with “Put these sunflower seeds in your pockets.”
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k a t h y 🧐@swamp___angel·
ate crunchwrap too fast
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pure SHIFTER@pure_shifter·
I’m developing a rom-com where the meet-cute happens at a catering event when the love interest accidentally drops a charcuterie board comprised mainly of cured meats because it’s a meat-cuterie you dumb fucking assholes buy my script.
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Doug Deitchler@DougDeitchler·
The CDC recommends walking it off.
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