Purging_Platypus

@celibateandcool Dam, sidewalk wasn’t built as good as you One could say it was your ass’s-phalt

@purgingplatypus i fell

outside :)

@celibateandcool Rock on

had two drinks might open up dm requests

@celibateandcool Get baited masterfully

rage baiting my friend with lip filler by telling her her lips look small

@yeehawlovers Huge brain move tbh

accepting partner applications but $20 submission fee

@yeehawlovers I’d take that deal type shit

@purgingplatypus no loss only gain for both parties

my dating requirements aren't that strict you just have to be a little fruity, play video games, let me beat you, share music w me, listen to my schizophrenic delusions, color w me, maybe watch a tv show or movie from time to time, and be ok w me hating u!

@celibateandcool Never getting dry 🌵so I get high 🚬

i don’t❌ get waves👋 of missing😔 you anymore they’re more like tsunami🌊 tides in my eyes👀

@celibateandcool I was scared of pretty girls 💃 and starting conversations 🗣️

i was scared😱 of dentists🦷 and the dark🌃

@celibateandcool Dam u right, one sec

@purgingplatypus you have to use emojis or it doesn’t count

@livinggwenstacy Wooooo!

@PtownSabrina 👍

Let me know if you want to see my fat butt Friday, I don’t want to post it to the general public so I’ll just send it to some of you instead

@yeehawlovers Shirt?? You’re not even wearing pants!!

old pics but remembering when my ex told me my shirt was too revealing

@thekirbyparty First kirboners now kirblings? What am I?? (Both are great lol)

good morning, my kirblings, i love you!

@yeehawlovers A true trooper 🫡

been doin this gay trans shit since 13

@celibateandcool You could say it’s un-hinged how bad it is

every time i open hinge i am reminded that i have extreme anger issues and am probably autistic

@celibateandcool Hope I survive the purge 🤞

thanks for 85 followers everyone unfortunately i will be going thru my followers and removing any p*rn accounts and weirdos which means i will probably be back down to ten followers

@celibateandcool 🫡

I NEED TO BE KISSED OR I WILL PASS AWAY

@celibateandcool Well ig your the coolest bot ive ever met

i am a bot