elsa 🏁

this is me btw. if you gaf

@honeyflies05 i love the way u think

@pushtopato the plasma donation center isn’t gonna know what hit em tomorrow morning

I NEED TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS RIGHT NOW

me doing the math to see if i can responsibly buy the dente jacket or not

carson addressing the larper allegations 😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏

@eternalwarnings HAPPY BIRTHDAYYY

BALLOONS

‼️🧡PATO FANS HELP A GIRLIE OUT!! I'll be attending the autograph session at Indy 500 and I want to know approximately how many hours before the session begins should I camp out in order to meet Pato.

@chickeywaf saving the best for last #trust

everyone getting announced for the 500 except colton 🫩

the way i can’t even think of any jokes to make because i can’t say i’ve heard of “daniel dye” before today like the jokes write themselves

@meepgarden no… i will get u one next time Promise

@meepgarden i just fucked up this gyro bowl

i was gonna say “i know his close friends story goes crazy” but i don’t think “oversharing” is a word in his vocabulary so he just posts everything on main

@PatricioOWard if i had the money for this this is the type of shit i’d be doing so hell yeah man

im a big fan of ironman. this is what i bought 🤓

hocevar: i really lik dale earnhardt :) nascar twitter: jesus christ you are such a fucking nuisance.

The throwback vs the reference🎨

Just the guy for the ride. @CarsonHocevar | @Chilis

march- ferrari

Hocevar finished 22nd. Honestly, considering the flat, the nausea, the weird shaking in the steering wheel, and being a lap down for all of stage 3, that's not that bad. W for Hamlin 61.

hamwin