Patrick Riot

@RampCapitalLLC Faded & Loaded Games

Enhanced Games but it’s Tiger Woods faded on Percocet vs John Daly loaded on 15 Jack & Cokes

@Michaeldudufudu Is this a trans couple or something?

Completely forgotten by the left. Achieved nothing and threw their lives away for nothing.

@eddiehallWSM Hoes be hoeing

A quick leggings hack!

@A_townspeaks Would

@LangmanVince Fuck them both…fuck um…uhh. yeah

Who's got a hotter girlfriend? Travis Kelce or Jaxson Dart?

@jasonwhitlock You’d listen to yourself? Damn you sick in the head

Whitlock. Too easy.

@NBA Keep giving me reasons why I haven’t watched the NBA for over a decade

Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift are courtside for Knicks/Cavaliers Game 3 👀

@Handsome_yuppie She has a teenager’s face and a woman’s body. I’d stay away.

We seriously need to figure out a way to get her to come back 😿

@femalebodybuil6 A spoon. You only need one and for some godforsaken resin you have three

Remove one thing from this plate...

@GoatDeehere We let the fags take over and bend us over a barrel

What happened we had 24 hr Walmart, $1 McChickens, $5 foot longs, $20 full tanks, 99¢ stores... Man we had it all.?😭😪

@FoodPleaser Flavor.

Boiled Chicken, White Rice, Plain Greek Yogurt. What’s missing here? 🍗 🍚

@BoomerDivvies Barefoot

And what wine should I serve them?

@Emilio2763 This makes me sad

This Prom Send Off is Different from the Others…

With my wonderful daughters!

Do steaks belong on a griddle grill?

@mikehawkhater She’s a Formerly Fat, FF. She doesn’t know her new worth

Please God, what can I be doing wrong.😩 #respect

@TiffanyFong Did you eat already? It looks like you might be having an allergic reaction. Rigggghhht here

My boyfriend is taking me on a date!

@Cernovich I don’t understand how home and money are made exclusive with “but”. AND!

America is our home, yes we like money, same as every other human. But it is OUR HOME.

They competing with the $16 4-pack beers that offer 6%-8% alcohol. This is the right move

@BrianAtlas Replace all the women with robots. At least we will know what we’re getting

Instagram vs reality