loser liege lord

Genuinely been asleep for two days

My baby missed me

Border control had a giggle at how deliriously sleepy I am

@akirakibo @cumminatye Bout to take off here's my blood sugar stats before we go

@puzziebox @cumminatye 🦆

He was too tired to get up and say bye bye

@akirakibo @cumminatye You miss me

@puzziebox @cumminatye I hope your plane crashes

(To my girl friends gay friend while she’s in the bathroom) Big dog…you are mother

@cumminatye Immediately after replying ripped a really loud fart in front of a beautiful woman on the smoking deck maybe I'm the lowly animal

@cumminatye Lowly animal drink from the river

First time I've gone crawling to the aklnd airport smoke deck it is dire

@cumminatye Twin

@puzziebox Twin

Most chopped man in Matakhoe

Big news

@dagomutual And one of them being my own friend.

@puzziebox I know but, to the point of trying to murder children?

it truly truly is crazy to me how 0% of deltarune theories in 2026 are based in anything that has happened in any of the game

"Big Man on Campus" Story and art by @protagonist_of 1/3

Movies tonight: - Knives out 3: very good had to explain the Jeremy Renner app to my parents though Anatomy of a fall: Dad admitted it was very good despite the subtitles. Had a silent little weep during the trial

MY FEIJOAS

Split enz was so damn good. Had an old queen shaking his bum like never seen before the entire time and no one could hold w candle to his power

Jesus Christ

Thinning of Anders and getting really fucking frightened. That Guy got fucked up