Paralyze

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Paralyze

Paralyze

@pwnalyzed

Katılım Aralık 2023
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danny.
danny.@PoweredR6·
@pwnalyzed @AskRobinhood Holy shit dude I need to sell these magic vs pistons contracts NOW that the game is close and I can’t i’m gonna lose hella money
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Manning is QB1
Manning is QB1@hookem_eric·
@pwnalyzed @aggie_bread @JustinGraef12 You know what we did do. Beat you in your house where everybody was talking about now Texas would never be able to survive that atmosphere. Secondly we took two of three in basketball and then swept your ass in baseball but yet you want to talk. Just admit it we are better.
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Clayton Freshcorn truther
Clayton Freshcorn truther@aggie_bread·
When the Whorns inevitably give you shit just ask them if they beat one (1), single, solitary ranked opponent on the road in football, basketball, or baseball They can’t answer
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Paralyze@pwnalyzed·
@aggie_bread @JustinGraef12 Its funny cus UT wouldnt have made the tournament if the ags woulda handled business and beat them on their own court 😂😭
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Paralyze@pwnalyzed·
as much as quinn got criticized here, hearing them dog his ability and show him w his family when he got drafted was gut wrenching. show the league what u got Q
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Paralyze@pwnalyzed·
@_TYLR__ @saudi_longhorns guys are coping since they dont wanna watch their dogwater baseball team getting ran by kentucky and go 1-8 in SEC play
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Longhorns Saudi Arabia
Longhorns Saudi Arabia@saudi_longhorns·
“Honk if Texas sucks” Inshallah they will find your bodies in Lake Austin
Longhorns Saudi Arabia tweet media
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Paralyze@pwnalyzed·
@The_Good_Ag Crazy talking when yall got wiped by our team twice. Ill enjoy watching yall get upset by yale frauds
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Scheff
Scheff@Scheff_Almighty·
@JosephManero @SECBarstool You mean making the smart and right decision to join the SEC and then tu comes crawling after A&M after a disastrous decade?
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Barstool SEC@SECBarstool·
Truly amazing how no matter what, A&M somehow winds up little brother to Texas again.
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Paralyze@pwnalyzed·
@TexasMBB All these arkansas fucks responding here as if tre wouldnt wipe the floor with any of their players
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Paralyze@pwnalyzed·
Ive never seen someone negatively contribute to a team until i watched shedrick play ball
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Paralyze@pwnalyzed·
@CJVogel_OTF Some of yall needa take your biased glasses off, we lost twice to georgia and osu, oregon lost once to osu . It makes sense why theyre ranked ahead
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CJ Vogel
CJ Vogel@CJVogel_OTF·
#Texas finishes ranked No. 4 in the final AP Top 25. 1. Ohio State 2. Notre Dame 3. Oregon 4. Texas 5. Penn State
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Paralyze@pwnalyzed·
@WokeeJa @CFBRep Brother UT held osu offense to 21 pts and 7 of those came to a horrible blitz call on that 80yd screen play to end the half
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@WokeeJa·
@CFBRep Texas couldn’t stop Ohio state
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College Football Report
College Football Report@CFBReport·
Texas gave Notre Dame the blueprint on how to limit Ohio State’s unstoppable offense… Notre Dame threw the blueprint in the shredder.
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Paralyze@pwnalyzed·
@Dewayne42005783 Brother stop doing these talent comparisons, its a better scheme/coaching compared to herman having his offense LITERALLY run thru sam ehlinger
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University of Texas Fans Spokesman "Rude Wayne"
Xavier Worthy 1st Round Adonai Mitchell 3rd Round Ja'Tavion Sanders 4th Round Kelvin Banks 1st Round Cam Williams 1st-2nd Round Jake Majors 3rd-4th Round Gunnar Helm 2nd-3rd Round Johnathon Brooks 2nd Round Isaiah Bond 2nd-3rd Round Guys from Longhorn Spaces. Sam had more talent
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Paralyze@pwnalyzed·
@CarsonFarmer10 @AgKnocks Ill enjoy talking about how my team is still in the playoffs, but yeah keep pocket watching a burner loser lmfao
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AgKnocks
AgKnocks@AgKnocks·
iTs FoOtBaLl SeAsOn! We DoNt CaRe!
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Paralyze@pwnalyzed·
@CarsonFarmer10 @AgKnocks Scroll this guys acc and youll see he hasnt mentioned anything bball related until playing UT… just face it, youd rather have a dumpster fire bball team than the dumpster fire fball team you have currently
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Gig em’ Carson 👍🏼
Gig em’ Carson 👍🏼@CarsonFarmer10·
@pwnalyzed @AgKnocks We’ve talked about basketball for the past couple weeks… unlike your dumpster fire of a team we’re ranked and have something to talk about
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Paralyze@pwnalyzed·
@SirMinus you need to save your tears for next year pal, this team aint shit without skatt
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Texas Football
Texas Football@TexasFootball·
It’s always 🤘⬆️
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Paralyze@pwnalyzed·
@FearedBuck Yall realize he loses this on a daily basis gambling on stake?
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FearBuck
FearBuck@FearedBuck·
xQc finds out on stream that Kamala Harris is going to lose the election and tries to cash out his $835,000 bet on her, but unfortunately, he lost $700,000 😭 x.com/copiumx/status…
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Paralyze@pwnalyzed·
@yoxics imagine youre a grown ass man with a job buying subs for washed up faze members
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yoxic
yoxic@yoxics·
FAZE ADAPT JUST HIT THE BIG 25,000 SUBS ON TWITCH 🔥 he started the Subathon with less than 700 subs
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