Playing With Uranium

Just look at Lady Liberty all dolled up! Happy Birthday, America!! 🇺🇸🤘🏼🔥

@AnotherHomoCon Grown up Stewie and his Time Machine. All you need is Brian.

Ok, all y’all. Nothing ever prepared me for how gay and retarded everything would be. I’m going back to the 90s. I got five seats on this thing. You coming with?

@tractordoctor79 Thx, Nikita!

@pwuranium Long time no see.

I like the “is this total correct?” Message some card readers throw out. Like, if I press no, do we then start haggling? Can we have a bidding war on the beef?

@TheMaineWire @joe_rogala If you run into her again, tell her they’re all leaving one way or another and there’s not a damn thing she can do about it but cry.

"No, we shouldn't wait for the facts. The facts are they are doing things illegally." Protestors are already gathering in Biddeford, despite the lack of details surrounding today's ICE-involved shooting

@gracies_snark You’re such a kind lady!

Well, the world works in mysterious ways and sometimes you’re just where you’re supposed to be. Was heading into an office building, not for an appointment just to check on an upcoming one. When I saw this older gentleman who seemed lost and confused. He asked me if I knew what building we were in. I pointed and said yes. He seemed so frustrated. He couldn’t find his doctors whose office had apparently moved. He didn’t have nor found out own a cell phone. He kept reiterating the address which I wasn’t familiar. I knew the doctor though so I called and got them on the phone. Found out where the office was and had him follow me there. He’d been so worried about being late for his appointment and I’d had them reassure him he could still be seen. All turned out great!!!

@alphafox Boat, water, stupid humans. Did I win?

What went wrong here? 🧐

@DJpowers69 He ded.

I’m fine.

Not the biggest fan of soccer, but who doesn't love them some Vikings? So here's a blót song for the occasion, using AI 🔊! Go Norway!🇳🇴

@alphafox Laser Discs were the worst. As it never really caught on there wasn’t a rewinding machine. I know because I looked. I could only play them once, sadly. 😢

Kids today will never know the struggle.

@OkhamTex @alphafox She’s the Deep Throat Champion. Undefeated.

@pwuranium @alphafox Long John? When she says they're necking it's a whole other level She's apparently a real throat... Horse?

What should this creature be named?

@alphafox That’s his superhero name. The Dangler.

What is that dangler?! 🧐

@MtnWV_jeremy @Nephentes5 Cool!

A lot rusty, but still got some moves @Nephentes5 . Happy Freedom Day all!

@alphafox Taylor Swiffer??

Holy crap!! I can't stop shaking!!!

@OkhamTex I’m messing with ya! It’s all good, and hilarious!

@pwuranium I'll wait for you to tell me next time 😔

So, uh… how y’all fellas out there doing? 🔥🔥🔥👇🏼

@OkhamTex I wasn’t ready! 😭

@pwuranium I mean.... You did tell me to go for it. 🤷🏽‍♂️😱🫣

@rememberthefift You find the cutest videos!

@pwuranium I like the one that growled at him. That was to cool and the one with the glasses. 😂🤠😘🦋

Farting into a Mr. Microphone is hilarious and I don’t care who doesn’t like it.

@OkhamTex Oh my…

@pwuranium Hammering away (to tenderize) is always better with help and seasonings are a must for the two of you to make it spicy 🔥

@rememberthefift No I would never! That’s so sad! 😭

@pwuranium Did you do this Playing? x.com/HumanityChad/s…

@aceyfer You outdid yourself!

@pwuranium No you for listening dude !!🤣😈

My new hit single just dropped. It’s called My Meat 🔥🎤🔥💯