Jesus in Sneakers

There is no universe where 2babaa has more hits than Psquare, let’s be fr.

“I don’t believe an adult will sit and listen to Peter Obi. I can’t sit and listen to Obi speaking.” 😂😂😂

You can only pick 2: 1. Marry the perfect partner 2. Unlimited skincare 3. Unlimited free food 4. $20k every month 5. Read people’s minds

Enforcement Of Sharia By Kano State Hisbah, Who Go Around Arresting People For ‘Indecent Dressing’ And Cutting Off People’s Hair

I have decided to start pruning my following. I mean it's excusable if you haven't engaged in months and all because of the algorithm fluctuations but over a year and not one time did you like or repost for me?? That's evil at its best. It was nice adding to the number while it lasted.

Been a minute I saw monthly dump, even worse that you people don't flash dollars again.. At least people flashed dollars in Buhari era 😔

No Soup in Nigeria is better than Egusi soup.

Lmao these dumb bitches be looking peng until they open their mouths to speak

Which was goated then?

The UK economy was not designed for one person to figure it out alone. Rent/mortgage, bills, council tax… everything assumes there are two of you. Finding a committed, sensible partner who understands money isn’t just romantic. In this country, it’s genuinely strategic. Single people, please choose wisely! This is not an advice, it’s a warning.

My dear fellow Nigerians, Today, as I clock another year in the journey of life, I'm filled with joy and gratitude for the opportunity given me to serve this great nation. I want to take this moment to thank Nigerians for their messages, show of love and prayers on the occasion of my 74th birthday. I thank all our citizens for their patriotism, solidarity and support for our administration. To those who have taken space in newspapers or paid for air time on radio and television to wish me well, I thank you immensely. I must thank my wife, First Lady Oluremi Tinubu, for her kind and loving words. I also thank Vice President Kashim Shettima for all he said about me. Consistent with my tradition over the years to mark my birthday in line with the mood of the nation each year, I resolved to also observe this year's birthday low key. As I mark this special day, I am reminded of the challenges we've faced since we initiated our reforms. I'm glad that our sacrifices have not been in vain as we can see some glittering light at the end of the tunnel, despite the temporary setback caused by ongoing Middle East crisis. The credit for the positive outcomes we have achieved does not belong solely to me, our Renewed Hope team and to our government. We achieved the gains together. As we march towards the third anniversary of our administration, it is my deepest conviction that we shall succeed in building a brighter future for our citizens and future generations. We are determined to confront some of the challenges we face today, and with your continued support, we shall overcome. Let us continue to work together to build a stronger, prosperous and more resilient nation that will make Nigeria the pride of Africa. Thank you all, and happy 74th birthday to me! Bola Ahmed Tinubu President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria

Yes boss, if you didn’t plan it, don’t buy it. 10k here, 30k there, before you know it you don blow 100k From 100k to 500k to 1m Before you know it, you don turn old taker

So our oga here paus£d me since last year but I no too reason am, appealed a few times and I just continued doing my thing here, no stress. Today I got this🤯…Thank you Elon🥹✨

Do not forget their faces . 98% of them will end of up coming to beg for medical assistance on social media and we will be here to laugh and mock them with their predicaments NOLLYWOOD YORUBA HUNGRY THIEVES