jon parisi (parody)

@grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was

I love this fuckin website @tedlieu @benshapiro

@PFTCommenter i'm calling on goodell to investigate the miami dolphins for magical powers because the last time we saw a Michaels attached to Achane, Tom Hanks killed a guy

How are YOU getting ready for NFL Sunday? Im betting on the Andy Reid and Mike McDaniel to dominate off their bye , because usualy when Americans get back from a sucessful mission in germany we get a fat man and little boy exploding for victory shortly thereafter

@BarstoolBigCat @Joel_Dahmen time to cook

Bob Costas: A reminder, Naylor did the the rockababy celebration after hitting a homer off Cole. We were all once a baby, pure innocence unprovoked this cold world. When will we learn that we are all humans, chasing the mirage called happiness? Ron Darling: he went around there

@PFTCommenter now you know how Roberto baggio feels

Panarin #Bucciovertimechallenge

@KFCBarstool Why put so much emphasis on a floundering platform though? Shouldn't Barstool be putting more emphasis on TikTok and YouTube to actually grow on those important platforms?

That’s my point. Twitter hasn’t been successful. So yes Twitter would still be a floundering mid level app if Barstool wasn’t around. But that doesn’t mean we are the best Twitter presences on the app.

@biranonell Congrats brain

I will win the New Yorker caption contest

@BarstoolBigCat Should I keep watching this jets game? It’s 5am here in Hawaii.

🚨Big Cat’s Halftime Fantasy Corner Starts Now🚨 Let’s rock

@BarstoolBigCat Theyre the reigning Asian Cup champs. Everyone knows that BC.

Wtf they’re in this?

Thank you god for making me Italian.

@AlexRain1 @Twitter No gods or kings only Digiorno

Did you see the pool? They flipped the bitch!

THIS WEDDING IS HORSE SHIT.

@JohnRoach2 @HeresYourReplay @nsp91 How many blocks equal a goal?

if this is a Gillette ad I’m giving up

They finally caught the Al Dente Brothers. Let’s hope the dancing lobsters are brought in.

Where’s ze fookin gabagool

THE FLY IS A PAID ACTOR