Paul Telford

Damn it, I'm having that dream again where I didn't study for the test.

In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks ElonOwesYou100Dollars.com

@WinmarkResale When was the last time you opened a new Music Go Round?

NEW BLOG 🎉 @WinmarkResale celebrates recently opening of our 1300th store! Read more in our new blog about this milestone and learn why our franchisees choose our brands. Read more here: ow.ly/8tbM50Pb2oO #Winmark #ResaleCompany #Milestone #Franchise

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@WinmarkResale “strong” is doing a lot of heavy lifting there. Also there’s nothing at the link in bio about this. 🙄

Did you know that Statista expects global e-commerce sales to grow by 56% over the next four years? More consumers are shopping online, and our strong online platform is helping our franchisees keep up. Learn more at the link in our bio. #winmarkresale #franchise #commerce

⁦@SacRepublicFC⁩ Good turn out, and the flyover wasn’t bad either.

@AmericanAir I think you misspelled “sorry”. You also lost his bag which you can’t blame on weather. Customer service phone number which just says “we’re too busy right now” and disconnects is the icing on the cake.

@pxt DFW had quite the storms last night. If your child was using our unaccompanied minor program, please send a DM our way.

Really awful job by @AmericanAir leaving our traveling-alone minor stranded at DFW all night. Whatever the lifetime value of a customer is, you just blew it. @activistamanda

@douglasmartini 🤔

@Jared_Falk DM'd you

Do you know a great #commercialrealtor in Ranch Cucamonga and surrounding areas? I am looking for some help with an upcoming purchase.

@RichRap3D What is this, @Prusa3D brand chocolate? 🤣

This is helping we write today, it’s very, very good chocolate 🍫 highly recommend if you like it dark and intense.

@Prusa3D Where do we find MMU3? Doesn't seem to be on the site at the moment. @josefprusa

The Original Prusa MK4 is here.🎉 Always perfect first layer, high-speed printing with Input shaper, 32-bit platform, Nextruder, quick-swap nozzles, network connectivity, MMU3. SHIPPING NOW! blog.prusa3d.com/announcing-ori…

@daringfireball You can remove the power cable on original HomePods! 9to5mac.com/2018/02/10/rem…

The Talk Show: ‘18-Hour Bombing Mission’ daringfireball.net/linked/2023/02…

@Rubberbandits The median home price in Dublin, CA is 1.2 million USD so it’s far from affordable.

There’s a parallel city called Dublin, over in California. And it’s seen as a bastion of affordable housing and housing surplus. I can’t 😂

Congratulations to Edward Berger, Lesley Paterson, & Ian Stokell of All Quiet on the Western Front on winning Best Adapted Screenplay at the #EEBAFTAs! ⚔️

I want someone to go to jail for this instagram.com/p/Co2kHSdvGzV/…

@YourMom33081379 @RockerPunks @nft_seeker11 @metakid My Iggy Pop 1/1 is listed if anyone is interested. Rare chance to snag one! Only selling because I picked up McCartney

#NewNFTProfilePic alright let’s rock 🤘 @metakid @RockerPunks

DMV made the right call on this one, but only because the customer should be in jail.

@OxyGenPowered Is Kleer cartridge discontinued? Been buying for years but currently unavailable on Amazon.

happy birthday nicolas cage 🤍

The movie “Zardoz” takes place in 2023, so get ready for everyone to start dressing like this