Qavies

Just caught my brother using chat gpt to write a Mother’s Day card, worlds cooked☠️

@joelbennett83 Dangerous news

P’s off. Officially an unc #pub

Why is it so windy

Clash maintenance break at 9pm way to ruin the night

Gusto copying the cucu hair is all time generational hair pull

@joelbennett83 🗣️

Nothing more hilarious then a bloke posting a photo on their story of dreary old Melbourne with a location of “Mykonos” or “Ibiza” cause they aren’t on holiday. #getyomoneyupnotyofunnyup

@_henrygray Heaps of shit kempys dad crashed the car doing burnouts, I had a massive cut in my nose and almost drowned on a cruise ship

@qavies What happened Jim?

I swear you have the best mornings after you have a bad dream and realise it’s not real a few mins after you wake up. New lease on life today 🙏

My uber driver is watching Netflix on his phone and pissing himself mid drive wtf

@joelbennett83 I’ll straighten them out next time I’m in

Since when did SnapFitness become a runway for the Melbourne fashion show. Just shut the fuck up, put a jersey on and do your bicep curls bro. #beer

@alexisozilunai Acknowledging this shows you are taking in their wisdom

Older people actually know what they’re talking about and are right about most stuff. But living like an old person is boring, we don’t listen. You only get one life so live it? Is this the vision or am I missin’?

Outdoorboys just quit YouTube seriously flat, nothing to watch when eating

@FreckledLiberty Enchanting table with full bookshelves

what would you put here?

@joelbennett83 Fuck yes take the hoodie off and show the jersey

Up the chels.

Anyone else just look in the mirror on big night and think who the fuck is that

@_henrygray @joelbennett83 Cmon king

@qavies @joelbennett83 Plastic

Where else?!?!?

@alexisozilunai 🤣🤣

God I miss Alexis Sanchez Top player Top bloke One of my best mates

@santanmiz @HenryKemptrey4 Explain this confession then ???

@qavies @HenryKemptrey4 John pork isn’t dead. He faked his death to move to Paraguay and start an underground drug syndicate with Simon claw. Real ones know how him and tim cheese rolled together in their childhood.

Tim Cheese is the goat

Blue maggots this is corruption