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"The magic of the pen is the soul of the writer." ~Me

@gidikariuki 🤣😅

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@NelsonHavi @WMutunga The Messenger of Allah (prayers and peace of Allah be upon him) has said, “Your servants/workers are your brothers, and Allah has put them under your command. So the one under whose hand Allah has put his brother, should feed them with what he eats, and cloth them…

@ledamalekina Now wait until yo u see the support we are going to give linda mwananchi. Hamtaamini. Tunawangoj sana kwa ground

I am awake …. I am seeing numbers we have never seen before… this tuko kadi movement is determined to make a political statement! Let’s talk ….

@gathee_IOI @moneyacademyKE Ni passenger mwenye amebeba pillow.

@moneyacademyKE Hapa ndio nimejua sikuenda group of schools juu what is a pillion passeger. Ama wakale wameandika dictionary 😂

We have managed to uncover Traffic (Minor Offences) Rules and the charges motorists face following the rollout of the new NTSA Instant Fines system. Save the thread below:

@NdemoKelvin Yes. Its very hypnotic.

Cocomelon is bad for you child brain development

On this day I weighted 103kgs, I began gym I started fasting i dropped Huge chunks of carbs, refined foods) I started eating healthy ( Greens, proteins, complex carbs, nuts) Dropped seed oils Started jogging and walking a lot! I now weight 81kgs🌝🤲🏾

@TheNairobiTimez That ass smack happened in a millisecond. I wonder how long it took bro to get that frame he used for the thumbnail 🤣😅perverts!

“Nikionyesha matiti au matako, these are my things”— Esther Passaris, Women Rep, Nairobi 👇

@jumaf3 Even the bible itself says that no man can behold the glory of God and survive it, but this nigga has not only survived it but he hangs out with God? 😅🤣 I wonder wether engineers at space X have studied the craft he uses to fly to these destinations

Propht David Owuor says he has visited heaven multiple times: Owuor has described being taken to heaven, seeing God’s throne, the Lamb, angels, and even specific rooms prepared for the faithful. He says at one point, he sat on God’s right-hand side, the side dedicated to Jesus. sokodirectory.com/2026/01/10-cra…

@kenyasgossips I read somewhere that zebras can quickly integrate into a donkey society. The problem will only arise if mutisya were to try and treat it like an actual donkey. That's when he will FAFO🤣😅

Someone is rearing a Zebra in Eastlands.

Whatever this dude is saying about Boy Moms is facts but also facts Girl dads should take note of. How you speak about the other parent/gender is make or break factor…

@KabuyaMuito @GeneralWaitish 🤣😅🤣

@GeneralWaitish First tier with this problem is those from poverty or 'sufferation' backgrounds. The second tier, more subtle, are those with an identity problem. Malcom X called them house negros. Or Uncle Ruckus from Boondocks. They love the masters house & can't wait to remind you of the same

I was very worried, karibu urudi Germany kama hujatukumbusha unaishi Germany and our public amenities are shit. I'm at peace.

He was only 33 years old. Brilliant. Fearless. And too dangerous to ignore. This is the story of Comrade Ntai wa Nkuraru, the son of Tigania, Meru, a teacher, student leader, activist and one of the boldest voices of Kenya’s second liberation. The photo of Ntai (right) consulting with Raila Odinga during the fight for multiparty democracy mirrors the iconic image of Fidel Castro and Che Guevara two comrades united by conviction, daring to challenge oppressive systems. This year marks 27 years since Ntai died in London under mysterious circumstances. He was just 33. Those who knew him described him as furiously intelligent, fearless and a man who never retreated. Ntai began as a P1 teacher in Samburu, quickly rising to Inspector of Schools. Quietly, he studied for his A-levels, passed and joined Kenyatta University. There, he made history by becoming the first first-year student ever elected Chairman of KUSA. From that position, he turned student leadership into the moral voice of the nation, openly confronting Moi’s system. He later became Youth Leader of FORD–Kenya, working alongside Raila Odinga, Kenneth Matiba, Koigi wa Wamwere, Charles Rubia and George Anyona. Before even graduating, Ntai contested the Tigania parliamentary seat in Kenya’s first multiparty elections. In 1997, he ran again. Many believe he won until Moi government rigged him out. He left for London, studied law and entered the miraa trade, determined to break cartels and return power to Meru farmers. That decision made him enemies. On January 6, 1999, Ntai collapsed and died while having tea with a Somalia friend in East London apartment. His death was officially attributed to a heart condition yet many still whisper that the truth was buried with him. Ntai left behind no wealth, no titles only courage, truth and an unfinished dream. Today, his legacy lives on. His son received a scholarship through the Kiraitu Murungi Foundation. Rest in Power, Comrade Ntai wa Nkuraru. By Betty Kiende

@Ademba_47 Kuna nini Murang'a? I'm likely to start some contract there soon

Nimekua Murang’a jana. Walai ground imeharibika.

Nike's most controversial ad that completely shook the world.

@PropesaTV There's also a small roadside center in Homa bay county called Njeri. Perhaps @Thriving_luos could narrate its funny origins🤣😅

Along Kabarak Road, a few kilometres from Nakuru City, stands Mercy Njeri Shopping Centre. In the middle of this busy centre is Mercy Njeri Primary School, formerly known as Kiamunyi Primary School. Many people assume the name belongs to a powerful leader or a wealthy person. But Mercy Njeri was neither. She was just a child. Born in Kiamunyi in 1975, Mercy was healthy until she was about six years old. She then started suffering from breathing difficulties and frequent illnesses. Doctors later diagnosed her with rheumatic heart disease, commonly referred to as a “hole in the heart” condition. In 1985, doctors recommended urgent heart surgery in the United Kingdom. The cost was KSh 500,000, money her family did not have. Several fundraisers were organised, but only a small amount was raised. The family slowly lost hope. Then, on 4th February 1985, President Daniel arap Moi made a stop at Kiamunyi Primary School, where Mercy was a Standard Three pupil. The head teacher explained Mercy’s condition and shared her dream of becoming a doctor. The story deeply touched the President. President Moi immediately mobilised funds and invited Mercy’s father to State House Nakuru. He paid for the surgery and travel expenses. On 14th March 1985, Mercy flew to the UK full of hope. On 29th March 1985, Mercy underwent a long and delicate 12 hour heart operation. Sadly, she passed away that same night. Her burial took place on 6th April 1985 at her family’s home in Kiamunyi. In a rare gesture, President Moi attended the funeral. During the service, the head teacher requested that the school be renamed in Mercy’s honour. The President agreed. Today, Mercy’s name lives on through Mercy Njeri Primary School, Mercy Njeri Secondary School, Mercy Njeri Shopping Centre and Mercy Njeri Road. An entire community carries the name of a child.

@_abdurrahman_91 I heard they don't even allow "nywele ngumu" to Stay in those Minnesota buildings.

My dear Muslim developers, fear Allah. Let's not cut corners to reduce costs, nor resort to substandard materials or incorrect steel gauges in the name of profit. What appears cheaper today becomes devastatingly expensive tomorrow. The gravest price is paid in human lives when structures fail. Remember, Allah’s accountability awaits, and no saving is worth standing before Him with the blood of others on your hands.

@FSYusuff I don't even know where they plan to run and seek asylum if they succeed in turning every developed nation into mogadishu.

I find it ironic that you celebrate women’s freedom in Western countries as the “best image of 2025,” yet the same freedom is denied in a country like Afghanistan under the radical Islamist system you support. That contradiction alone says a lot. The internal conflict within this belief system is so stark that it deserves serious scrutiny by psychologists and clinical psychiatrists alike.

@wil_da_beast630 Omg. Porl is haram but 69 is legal. Wtf! 🤣😅

The data is much better evidence of fraud than any single video. Somalis make up 1.8% of the Minnesota population and 69% of the childcare industry, according to this.